awww this is sad news,
but i kinda saw this coming a mile away.
so monica and “chris brown lite”,
shannon brown,
are dunzo via “tmz“…
Continue reading “alexa play: “before you walk out my life” for monica and shannon brown” →

ya know,
if i got off from a crime that nearly landed my tail in jail,
i’d be on the next flight to some remote island.
it would be me,
getting right with God,
and laying on a beach somewhere.
i’d be tanned and ready to start work in a few months.
nope,
not jussie smollett tho.
he wants to keep the flames going via “the daily mail”…
Continue reading “jussie smollett lawyer wants the mandingo brothers to pay” →

too soon?

*before i start,
can i font how much i appreciate the foxhole?
when a story breaks,
i get the alerts from you guys.
from the bottom of my font,
i am extremely grateful.

so jussie smollett has much to celebrate about.
he might even be planning his “told ya so” party for the weekend.
as you know,
he has been dragged through the mud about his alleged hate crime,
even while holding on tight to his alleged innocence.
in a twist that made me swallow my banana whole,
all of the charges against him were dropped early today.
not only that,
his record was expunged like nothing happened.
( x read more here )
he was free to go with some community service under his belt.

yup.
just like that.
i know you’ve been anticipating to read my thoughts…

Continue reading “jussie smollett shows us how being black and gay does pay off” →

ready for some more hot topics about aunt wendy?
i know she didn’t think she’d ever see herself being “the story”.
well allegedly,
the side hoe gave birth to her husband’s kid.

ya’ll via “page six”…
Continue reading “the clown is taking a chunk out of aunt wendy’s whole ass” →

i don’t know WHAT goes through hyena’s minds these days.
it’s like:

“This feels good at this moment…”

…but it sets off a karmic blaze in the forests of the future.
everyone hate marc gomez.
he is the disgusting hyena who did this last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKu2hpLviM

“wordstarr that,
my pineapplllleeee…”
how COMMON of him.
that video lowkey spoke of the current climate we live in.
a jackal hunt went out for marc,
who was found and arrested.
funny,
it doesn’t look like he wants his arrest on worldstar tho…
Continue reading “he wanted “worldstar”, but got something else instead” →

 i have a confession for the foxhole.
remember when i went down to florida,
like years ago,
to go and stay with karaoke for a while?

That was the first time I ever had Chick-Fil-A

judge me if you must.
i was very “eh” on it.
it made me sick the second time i tried it.
i prefered this one spot,
“zaxbys”.
i could get with them.
at my last job,
chick-fil-a was around the corner.
my home vixen put me on to their cobb salad and that was good.
i haven’t eaten there in like a year tho.
well,
chick-fil-a doesn’t likethe gays.
i was late in learning they’re an OD christian establishment.
they donated quite a bit of money to anti-lgbtq groups and well…
Continue reading “chick-fil-a hatches up another scandal” →