body dysmorphic disorder.
it’s when you see every little flaw and think that’s what people see.
it’s why the attentionistos work out so hard and still think they’re fat.
social media doesn’t help because we are bombarded with “perfect” images all day.
everyone glows,
takes the best selfie,
and is living this luxurious life.
so we try to tweak,
filter,
and face tune so we can join the ranks of “ig baddie”.
i’ve learned that 95% of people on social media suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.
khloe kardashian strikes me a perfect example.
foxhole,
who is this?…
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i know the sex is usually out of this world,
but you gotta be careful with entertaining super (maybe dl) hood wolves.
the ones who been to jail and have no fucks to give.
i know that it can be hard to meet another male out here,
but the writing is usually on the wall…
…or the face.
so everyone say goodbye to terence brown.
he didn’t have a good judge of character over the dl hood hyena,
benjiman austin paige.
he lost his life over via “the daily mail“…
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i appreciate previews.
they allow me to know what i’m getting into.
some of these onlyfans need previews tbh.
steven johnson,
aka steveoback,
just launched an onlyfans that everyone was excited about.

an ig user by the name of @juandomiingguezz signed up for steven’s onlyfans.
he was thoroughly disappointed and hit us up with a preview.
well…
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lana del rey was a visual orgasm when she first came out.
well,
the second time with “born to die“.
her visuals for that album era was everything.
the performances was left to be desired,
but she gave me life the way her music made me feel.
these days,
her music has gone left since her debut.
i’m not as hyped about her as i use to be.
when i saw that lana is trending today,
i thought it might have been a new single.
nope,
it was this ig post…
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one of the first things i’m doing when new yawk opens up is a haircut.
my whole head is terror,
even tho i been doing my best to maintain my hair with products.
the vanity in me once to look normal even tho i plan on keeping my events limited.
everyone meet mike schultz,
a rn from san francisco.
he ended up catching the rona while attending the winter party festival in march.
he decided to share his “before and after” from his battle and well…
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*the following has sexual themes for mature a audience.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

sorry,
you can’t.
during my last podcast with karaoke,
the conversation shifted to sex and i said:

“People who are selfish are never good in bed.”

selfish doesn’t always have to be financially.
you can get anyone to buy you a drink or a pair of shoes.
you can’t fuck the drink or the shoes.
i’m fonting about:

Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually

when you live a life where it’s “all about you“,
you are probably horrible to date and even wacker to fuck.
if you are on the receiving end of being selfish,
you could be a pillow prince (or princess).
you just lay there and expect to be pleased.
foxhole,
ya’ll done made me feel sorry for kevin gates in this sex tape…

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