hoe babble.
many of us have used it at one point or another.
you see someone fine and you’ll say anything to get some sex,
even its true or not.
i’ve used hoe babble when i’m trying to get that peen.
i have told wolves they were talented when they weren’t.
i have used it to stroke a wolf of my interest’s ego.

“I wanna say something but I don’t want to offend you.” – me
“Nah say it.” – him
“Are you sure? It’s might come kinda gay.” – me

“Nahhhh we cool. Just tell me.” – him
“Okay… you have really nice arms. They are really big. I noticed them the other day when you wore that shirt.” – me
“Thank you! I been working out and thought they weren’t big enough.” – him
“No, they are really big…” – me

after that,
he started getting closer and did everything to highlight his arms.
even though he was “straight”,
he even let me touch me at one point.
i used the same hoe babble to tell ww his butt was nice in pants too.
hoe babble is a flirting technique that oftentimes works.
i can bet george aka @princecgo (^above) gets a lot of hoe babble.
a Foxholer sent me something he posted on his IG stories…

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this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…

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when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.

Someone can be a friend to us
Someone can be a monster to someone else

i’ve noticed it with some gay males over the years…

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there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

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i can admit that i thought cardi b was right when i first saw the video.
there is a trend of randoms throwing things at performers on stage.
it started with bebe rexha getting hit with a phone while performing:

…others have been getting hit upside the head with random shit too.
it kicked off a trend that could get idiots arrested and sued.
so when i saw cardi get hit and threw her mic at a random:

i agreed with cardi because she fought back.
it seems like she is gonna be fighting a charge tho…

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how to tell the forests your ex had good dick without saying it out loud.
this will forever describe carlee russell for the rest of her life.
today,
the hoover pd had a surprise press conference and…

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