lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

aint been launched a good few hours and already…
i love when social media adds some new shit to catch “the idiots” up.
thirst meters start to raise and common sense flies out the window.
so who ready for the new fuckery instagram direct is about to cause?
me!
me!

lowkey: this means good peen and jack off videos.
this also means “the side” sending “the main” a video of the wolf in their bed.
um yay!

selfies.
the new way to show the world an up close and personal view of yourself.
no one else.
just you.
in a mirror,
at the park,
at school,
on the toilet,
giving birth,
or at a funeral:

“caption: at big mama funeral!
click click my nigga”
required for instagram or other attention whoring purposes.
now you know i love sexy wolves,
but someone sent me a selfie bouquet of todd tucker (kandi’s fiance from rhoa) and well…
Continue reading “The Lord of The Selfies” →

we all know baller wolves play dirty on the field.
well t.j mcdonald of the rams had a…
well…
a different strategy in bringing down vernon davis yesterday… Continue reading “Don’t Grab On Vernon Davis Meat When Trying To Tackle Him” →

i experienced grace thursday in alabama.
i was not ready for it.
i’ll talk about that experience later.
well this morning at 2:30am up north,
a fight broke in a philly mall for black friday.
a stun gun was also involved in the brawl.
now this is what i wanted to see…
Continue reading “Sharkeisha Wouldn’t Have Used A Stun Gun (IJS)” →

the locker room for many baller wolves can be prank central.
well the browns decided to prank their teammate,
tj ward,
by putting his rat in his locker.
look at what he does after he gets scared tho…
Continue reading “Baller Wolf TJ Ward Had To Check His Balls After He Gets Pranked” →