cartoon porn.
i won’t lie and act like i never watched.
i remember watching some anime porn.
like literally watching it like it was a movie.
that is until the pipe turned into some tentacles…
it was odd.
hell i was distraught when i saw a pic of jasmine suckin aladdin off,
marge simpson getting gang banged,
and the flintstones and rubbles having a crazy orgy.

well an f-bi sent me this movie and i literally cackled…
as well as being slightly aroused.
it was the strangest yet most interesting thing i have watched in porn.
it’s NSFW,
18^,
and “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”:

x click here to see GI BANANAS

how inappropriate!!!
even tho i tinkled myself from laughing.
you gotta watch out for these unfiltered thots.
they will do anything to ruin “the moment”.
such as the one you see here.
like what possess a human to say some shit like that out loud?
god i love the lower class.
anyway i’m sure dwyane wade said to himself:

“um a bunch of people sucked my dick in atlanta.
some with my teammates.
which one were you?”

lowkey: already starting out messy.
the ( x thot ) is kinda pretty tho.
too bad all she got was some nut and cherished memories.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
“damn what did he do?”
she in her curlers too?
you know shirley got work in the morning.
after the day i had,
i could depend on tumblr to cheer me up.
i am in legit tears.
you know black mama’s don’t play.

lowkey: the person recording ain’t shit.
lmao.

lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

aint been launched a good few hours and already…
i love when social media adds some new shit to catch “the idiots” up.
thirst meters start to raise and common sense flies out the window.
so who ready for the new fuckery instagram direct is about to cause?
me!
me!

lowkey: this means good peen and jack off videos.
this also means “the side” sending “the main” a video of the wolf in their bed.
um yay!

selfies.
the new way to show the world an up close and personal view of yourself.
no one else.
just you.
in a mirror,
at the park,
at school,
on the toilet,
giving birth,
or at a funeral:

“caption: at big mama funeral!
click click my nigga”
required for instagram or other attention whoring purposes.
now you know i love sexy wolves,
but someone sent me a selfie bouquet of todd tucker (kandi’s fiance from rhoa) and well…
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