idris elba caused such a stir on twitter by just the mere mention of the “D”.
well i had to wonder if idris had a bowtie company,
would it be successful?
hmm.
would you wear this prototype bowtie from “dickie bows” by driis?…
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since chuck is talking,
kandi is also returning the favor.
don juan has a game for you guys!
can you guess the song?
anyone?
i gave you enough clues!
okay fine.
check below for the answer…
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well from the looks of it,
my spirit animal trey songz (songzbird if ya didn’t know),
is mesmerized by the skrippa coo coo.
i wonder what has him looking so mesmerized?
is there a flat screen playing reruns of “martin” in there?
his atm balances?
std public service?
well whatever it is tends to have these wolves dropping thousands on it.
*note to self: call skrippa and ask the secret*

cartoon porn.
i won’t lie and act like i never watched.
i remember watching some anime porn.
like literally watching it like it was a movie.
that is until the pipe turned into some tentacles…
it was odd.
hell i was distraught when i saw a pic of jasmine suckin aladdin off,
marge simpson getting gang banged,
and the flintstones and rubbles having a crazy orgy.

well an f-bi sent me this movie and i literally cackled…
as well as being slightly aroused.
it was the strangest yet most interesting thing i have watched in porn.
it’s NSFW,
18^,
and “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”:

x click here to see GI BANANAS

how inappropriate!!!
even tho i tinkled myself from laughing.
you gotta watch out for these unfiltered thots.
they will do anything to ruin “the moment”.
such as the one you see here.
like what possess a human to say some shit like that out loud?
god i love the lower class.
anyway i’m sure dwyane wade said to himself:

“um a bunch of people sucked my dick in atlanta.
some with my teammates.
which one were you?”

lowkey: already starting out messy.
the ( x thot ) is kinda pretty tho.
too bad all she got was some nut and cherished memories.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
“damn what did he do?”
she in her curlers too?
you know shirley got work in the morning.
after the day i had,
i could depend on tumblr to cheer me up.
i am in legit tears.
you know black mama’s don’t play.

lowkey: the person recording ain’t shit.
lmao.