What Are They Doing To Arianna Grande?

TRUSTNORIHANNAwhite hooker boots?
  terrible dancing?
people looking and judging?
what is happening to arianna grande this era?
i know they want her to be the next “mariah carey“.
at least focused on mariah’s voice before she went “full fledged hoe” on our asses.
as you know,
i loved arianna’s first album.
i thought it was a well put together feel good pop album.
arianna’s recent performance at iheartmusic music awards tho…
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We Gonna Have Sex In A Video Game Soon Enuff!

tumblr_mqvom0iNVh1qdqlkxo1_1280as you know,
video games are moving in a whole new direction.
i predict we gonna be able to go inside the tv soon.
well this man nearly had a heart attack playing this one video game because it was “too real”.
wshh titled this one:
“virtual reality gaming oculus rift almost scares this man to death”

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King James Got Dem Bars Fo’ Dat Azz Son! (Killah)

lebron-james-championship-paradeso king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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I Love When White People Do Dumb Shat

Screen Shot 2014-03-29 at 6.10.01 PMnow i love white people,
but it is no doubt that some of them ain’t never scared.
well until now.
so the model pranksters decided to dress up in that scream costume,
don a machine gun,
and jump out at people.
well they learned that night not everyone likes shit like that…
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Don’t Look At My Bunz, Hunz.

lookawayuh huh.
i see you staring.
you ain’t low.
so as you know,
wolves love them some round fat mountable bunz.
what if those bunz were attached to someone with testicles?
hmm.
sounds like a typical day of any jack’d account holder.
well fousey tube decided to test that theory with a prank.
“yoga pants prank”.
well..
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“Yeezus” Gets Bigger

tumblr_mglm8phDQB1s3rj3to1_500….by bigger,
i mean he is taking his “yeezus” act to the big screen.
why yes…
yeezus will launch his new movie “yeezus” pretty soon.
the trailer debuted today…
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