so king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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now i love white people,
but it is no doubt that some of them ain’t never scared.
well until now.
so the model pranksters decided to dress up in that scream costume,
don a machine gun,
and jump out at people.
well they learned that night not everyone likes shit like that…
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uh huh.
i see you staring.
you ain’t low.
so as you know,
wolves love them some round fat mountable bunz.
what if those bunz were attached to someone with testicles?
hmm.
sounds like a typical day of any jack’d account holder.
well fousey tube decided to test that theory with a prank.
“yoga pants prank”.
well..
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….by bigger,
i mean he is taking his “yeezus” act to the big screen.
why yes…
yeezus will launch his new movie “yeezus” pretty soon.
the trailer debuted today…
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we see you.
you ain’t low.
my favorite dick pics are always:

“dry ashy peen on bed”

or

“big dick; nasty bedroom”

that always gets the juices flowing.
*runs out of blog*

lowkey: i’m almost certain this is a dormtainment video.

so i just heard,
but it hasn’t been confirmed yet.
paul george and his band will be performing “la cucaracha” at halftime.
take a look at his band of hombres…
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