i don’t know if this has always been a thing,
or maybe my allergies are turnt TF up today,
but the bananas i bought the other day smelled…

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious
e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well…

ariana grande has a song i’m really into called,
“yes, and?“.
its the song version of this:

the song was allegedly made addressing all the home wrecking rumors with her new partner.
ariana can be ruthless about the wolves she wants.
tbh:

if more people would say that one phrase when they know they know they wrong,
i’d respect them more.
making excuses to justify bad behavior annoys me.
stand in your triflin’ ass shit.

i don’t know how draya put this on the rih’s socials and wasn’t embarrassed but:

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jalen is 23 and draya is 40.
her own son is 23 too.
that is a wild age gap.
i can understand a late 20s dip in your 40s but early 20s in your 40s is out of control.
that is heading in:

“does he know how to wipe his tail properly?
“did he eat his vegetables?“.

someone dragged her for that age gap and she responded that ageism is like…
homophobia…

let’s font you meet someone and they’re fine.
no actually,
they are:

F-I-ONE

fine with the “i“,
ya’ll click on all kinds of shit.
i mean,
insta-chemistry.
when asked about their political views,
they admit but in fear of being judged:

“Uh, yeah, I voted for our new president and his current administration.”

case in point:

many of the white vixens are not playing with that shit nowadays.
so even tho ya’ll click on so many things,
and they are physically your type,
do you stick around still regardless of who they voted for?
do you leave?
well when laverne cox made this post:

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i was concerned for her hairline how far ya’ll pushed her wig back.
when she explained how she felt after ya’ll played hackey sack with her wig…

Of course,
blame the black male for everything.
Manz hasn’t been president in Lord knows how long and his name stay trending.

like this breaking news at 11:

“Obama is trying to turn all the men gay”

they even saying/fonting that he had an alleged gay experience too.

whenever i hear mass paranoia like this,
i always assume if these folks sons ever came out:

They would kick that child out,
praying to their God to never see him again.

i think opinions like this are so interesting,
especially when many of these people know someone gay.
on michelle’s podcast,
obama said he had a gay professor in college who taught him a lot.
he said that males should have a gay friend and all hell broke loose on rih’s socials…

add “knuckle” before sammich.

Weren’t people talking about RG3 looks back when he played in the NFL?

since he married that white vixen,
he seems to have adopted passive aggression.
he posted a x-tweet calling out racism targeted towards wnba baller vixen,
angel reese:

Alright. This has got to stop. There is no place for racism in this world. Whether you like a player or not. Angel Reese should never be called or depicted as a Monkey.

I have been quiet on the Angel Reese front because she shared a video that aided in my wife, kids, family and… pic.twitter.com/luxC7h0Rpg

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) July 10, 2025

…but posted the picture further drawing attention to the racism.
like,
what was he even thinking?
oh,
i know:

He wasn’t.

big baller ex-nba wolf,
shaq,
came to angel’s defense and made a promise to RG3 if he didn’t stop…