the hard launch that made me fall to my knees

“Yo,
you see this shit?”

i didn’t see any shit besides watching netflix and YOU.
God,
penn bagdley is so fine.

my white wolf friend directed me to the shit he was fonting about.
i became sick

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i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.

toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post

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“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…

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kanye’s next smash is called “kissing cousins”

last season,
we saw two brothers engage in incest-like relations on the white lotus.

game of thrones crawled so these other shows could walk tbh.
in past entries,
i have had a few Foxholers share about experimenting with incest as kids.
that topic was always very taboo and/or “it was who explored my curiosity with first“.
it seems like kanye might be blowing the lid off his own secrets.
pun actually intended.
in an alleged “journaling tweet” of his,
he admits to having a close relationship with his cousin.
by close,
i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

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so i guess we don’t want to f*ck roman reigns anymore

Of all the poses Roman Reigns could have done for Vanity Fair,
did he have to go with “submissive fox”?
It’s giving “me and the hubs are currently on a much needed vacation at The White Lotus in Hawaii”.
What is even going on here?

so i lusted after wwe wrestling wolf,
roman reigns,
in passing.

i would see clips of that beautiful face of his and be in awe.

i think he is much better looking than his cousin,
the rock.

i woke up to some news today that kind of changed all of that tbh.
roman said this to vanity fair and well…

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the all female space crew are not catching why people are dragging ’em

Oh Gayle.
Oh,
my sweet summer child.

gayle,
i understand you don’t understand the criticism happening lately.
the one about you and the rest of ^those folks heading to space:

i fully get why you are confused but if i may,
i can shine light on why many in the forests are reacting…

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