I’d Like To Think I’m Talented With A Pole Myself

Screen Shot 2013-10-02 at 12.30.16 AMits about gatdamn time for rihanna to premiere “pour it up”.
how old is this song?
that song goes hard in the “skrip” club.
so i heard.
judging from rihanna’s instagram,
the theme is clearly strippers.
she had a huge audition for strippers and chose nicole “the pole” williams.
you wanna see why?…
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Britney Spears Is Going To Get Those Ticket Sales Darnit!

tumblr_mu0uiba3Zg1qbvjf9o1_500wait a damn minute britney.
hold on dammit.
one of my fav twitter f-bi alerted me that britney’s new video for “work bitch” was out.
i hate that song,
but i wanted to see if britney would “brang” it with the dancing.
well…
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Is Keyshia Cole About To Be Back On Her Bullsh!t?

over?so remember when i said something about keyshia cole,
when her and booby’s show was on,
and she decided to clap back on twitter?

i said something about her not being interested in him.
some shit that was obvious to all of us.
well i guess i was right because judging from mouth to ears and these two’s social medias…

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Attention Whores, Torpedo Tits, and Fashionista Boy Toys

kim-kardashian-bikini-6all the @attentionwhores must slowly come to an end.
the “swagg” comes to an end,
the fucks are lost in the mail,
and they become “the use to be” real fast.
when you are a slave to social media,
you always have to keep up appearances.
so kim kardashain has blown up!
she brought her new torpedo tits to paris to join yeezus at givenchy’s show.
what happened to the vixen above?…
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This Is What Power Can Get You (U.O.E.N.O.)

Screen Shot 2013-09-30 at 9.39.24 AMScreen Shot 2013-09-30 at 9.39.32 AMaaaah.
the smell and look of power.
i don’t care who it is,
how you look,
or how you act…
when you pay your dues and finally achieve power,
you get access to fuck whatever you want.
you think colin kaepernick would have bagged sanaa lathan if he worked as a mailman?
nope.
now that he has become the new “it” baller wolf,
and everyone wants a piece,
it has opened his coochie options.
the kaeperwives (his stans) are having a fit.
that’s how you know this was a good pairing.
welcome to the blogs colin!

lowkey: lets be real.
she has a movie coming out.
he’s the baller wolf sex symbol at the moment.
you think this was by accident?
this has us talking.

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White People Said Black People Aint Having NOTHING

Screen Shot 2013-09-28 at 2.57.39 PM white people took r&b and now they takin’ ratchet.
lol.
an f-bi just sent me this video for “23”.
starring our overly ratchet white step sister,
miley cyrus,
her new boo mike will made it,
juicy j,
and wiz khalifa….
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