well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single…
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so nicki minaj wants you to keep all the attention on her.
that’s it.
look at no one else.
she may have a new alleged penis on her 2017 itinerary.
it might be a huge upgrade from the one attached to meek mill.
check who it might be…
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i want to mention a positive nicki minaj story that happened.
i mention all the dumb shit she does to the foxhole,
but this was actually a really nice and strategic gesture.
what?
don’t look at me like that.
so as you know,
nicki minaj has a ton of fans she calls “barbz”.
well she randomly set up a contest this weekend about their education.
this is what she asked for the barbz to do via twitter…
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chris captioned this photo with:

well it doesn’t seem to take much,
breezy poo.
so i didn’t know she had it in her.
karrueche tran isn’t going to be a victim any longer.
i don’t know if her manager was in her ear,
or she watched “enough” too many times,
but she is ready to take chris brown to court for his alleged threats.
this is what tmz had to say…
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i love when i predict the future.
it’s like a gift i have.
remember that “miley cyrus/chitlins circuit” side show in ’13?
her twerking and trying to be down with the blacks.
oh God,
remember that god awful mtv vma performance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEBwvwhc4lM

even though i liked two of the singles off the era,
it was still embarrassing…
for her.
well miley have changed outfits ya’ll!
the twerking snow hipster queen is now…
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rihanna is the only artist right now to merge:

fashion
art
music

 …into a perfect little package.
i am always ready to see what she brings to the table during big events.
it’s always something that she wears.
it never wears her.
i was hoping she attended the 2017 met gala was last night.
she did in a commes des garcon “avant garde” ensemble:

…with heels from her dsquared2 line along with a watch from her chopard line.
well she got rave reviews she put up on her ig…
Continue reading “So About Rihanna and “The Dress” Last Night…” →