well props no more!
kim kardashian is now her ideal weight.
dare i say,
she is looking like old “kim” again.
yes!
that’s right!
she was not going to let us get the last laugh.
she went on the “no kanye west work out plan” and well…
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i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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this was the story i was posting before that “contact(mi)” story.
so everyone meet simone biles.
she’s a 19 year old gymnast vixen,
who has won 14x worlds medalist,
currently performing at the 2016 olympic games,
and some of “our folks” have a problem with her.
well it started when she admitted she was a huge kim kardashian stan.
you know that was strike one.
word got to kim and she sent love to simone like so…
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nelly’s lips in that video…
one of my favorite songs from nelly is “dilemma”.
the chemistry between kelly rowland and him was magic.
i wore that song out when i first heard it.
thank God a friend bought the cd and i burned it.
i learned my lesson with “country grammar”.
well nelly decided to perform it at a party in the hamptons.
kelly wasn’t answering his calls apparently so he did it with…
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britney spears stay pulling the rug over her fans/stans lives.
do her stans have a name?
so i use to be a huge britney spears fan.
circa: “hit me baby one more time” and beyond.
i still have a soft spot for her tho.
well after she started getting lazy,
that is when she started to lose me.
well she released a new video for the song,
“make me” feat. g-eazy…
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i had a couple jokes about that lollipop and this following entry…
but…
God has been trying to make me a better fox.
so taz angel model,
ashley martelle,
had a snap of her giving some throat.
well mid tongue.
it was kinda…
anyway…
someone triflin’ in her life decided to post a video of her suckin’ on a meat-pop.
a lurker decided to screen shot it for “the shade room” and our review.
OH!…

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS GAYS AND STRAIGHTS

now that’s out the way,
check it out…
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