the plot twist.
that moment in life when the unexpected happens.
i love a plot twist.
Lord knows,
i can stand for a good plot twist right about now.
now plot twists are exactly simple shit.
it isn’t like walking into a store and bumping into an unexpected sale,
the “someone you want to fuck” answering your message on jack’d,
or jackals/hyenas hating on your outfit during some big event.
oh no.
plot twists are you getting hired to manage the store with the sale,
getting the marriage proposal from that “someone”,
or all your haters dropping dead because of a deadly case of food poisoning.
it’s life changers that you will remember years from now.
you know who had the biggest plot twist?
this black-ish sista vixen…

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i love when folks have are productive with our their social media time.
i love singing and those who know how to do it.
a foxholer sent me a few of our favs singing acapella.
i wanted to share the #singoff challenge…
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i don’t have cable,
but apparently,
this is the face most blacks folks are giving christina aguilera tonight.
she did the unthinkable…

A Whitney Houston Tribute

this is what she did…
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most of the times,
all these hood rats jackals and hyenas know how to do is fuck.
they get a lot of practice in throughout the years,
so when they cum across you,
they fuck you into the next century.
thank God “we” don’t have uterus.
“we” would be out with 10 and 11 cubs.
fetty wap is a great example of “why is this still happening?” and “ya’ll ain’t learn from the last one?”.
all these vixens and she hyenas pregnant.
i’m all the way confused,
but i share tami roman’s sentiments in her “bonnet chronicles”…
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i was shocked when i heard this news.
i won’t even lie to you.
so everyone knows jordin sparks was a virgin,
right?
or was she saving herself for marriage?
i remember she wore a purity ring and everything.
well jordin has a surprise for us.
that purity ring came off with her latest,
dana isaiah,
and well…
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you know i love music.
it’s true that certain albums “don’t make sense” until you experience it.
for whatever reason,
i been listening to madonna’s catalog these last few months.
“i get it”.
taylor swift,
a “problematic” snow bunny in the black community,
pulled me in with her “1989” album.
this whole “reputation” era >>>>>
“outta the woods” and “clean” what?!?!
some of the lyrics in her newest songs i “get”.
foxhole…
this might be like throwing a diamond in the ocean but…
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