mo’nique: the never-ending and persecuted victim (le sigh)

…and she will NEVER let anyone forget it,
even when the moment is not about her.

it’s hard to root for mo’nique because it’s face it,
she is annoying.

she is “right message; wrong messenger” was a person.

…and can we font about her attaching herself to Hattie McDaniel?

tyler perry spoke at angie stone’s funeral and here go mo’nique,
with a fresh foot on his neck and making that moment about her

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jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?

get it?

anyway,
but seriously,

these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

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this blake lively timeline would be a good story line for gossip girl

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,

she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence

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kash doll can’t contain how she is in love with za’darius smith’s big fat… ego

You can tell when people aren’t use to nothing.

i never understood WHY vixens,
and even gay males,
scream to the mountaintops about how good their wolf is dickin’ em down.

as soon as you advertise how good your manz fucks you,
lonely hoes across the forests ears and tails perk up.
rapping vixen,
kash doll,
decided to tell her audience about her nfl baller wolf,
za’darius smith

and his third leg…

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he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.

they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.

brace yourself…

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angie stone, our black diamond, has passed away

when i was young fox,
going through depression,
i saw this video pop on BET and it gave me instant peace:

“Ain’t No Rain In This Cloud”

i love good songs that are current but composed like past generations.
i begged my mother to buy me her debut album,
black diamond“,
after i heard her second single:

I LOVED the vibe of “Alright”.

after i got the album,
i proceeded to listen to it every day.
i loved her second album,
“mahogany soul”,
even though that album also brings back not so great memories.
safe to font that even though i stopped keeping up with her,
i have always fucked wit angie stone.

sadly,
today…

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