Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
Arian Foster’s Cum Dump Is Trying To Get A Reality Show
pour one big breasted hoe,
mix with a “smart” dumb jock,
add cum and scandal,
stir feriously,
and wallah!
this is how reality stars are made.
baller wolf,
arian foster,
has birthed a possible attention whore on our hands.
we get rid of one and another is in fetus mode.
ugh.
well she is looking into reality televsion…
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Arian Foster Couldn’t Turn A Hoe Into The Abortion Clinic
this is a bad time to be a baller wolf.
it seems all their dirty dick ways are cummin’ back to haunt them.
lets add “good boy” baller wolf on the houston texans,
arian foster,
to the list of “knocking up side hoes while married” list…
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“How To Get Got” Feat. DeSean Jackson and His “Ain’t Shit” Friends
an f-bi sent me this story and all i could do was “smmfh”.
so desean jackson is one of those baller wolves who thinks he can trust “anyone”.
“yeah naw i’ll leave you my keys while i’m on the road.
i need someone to water my plants and feed my turtle.
i know we just met like last year,
but you seem cool.”
this is the same baller wolf who also trusted someone who told him he could rap.
well he learned not to trust “no one” because someone in his circle robbed his ass.
pro football talk has all this foolishness…
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Is Calling Someone a “Queen” A Gay Slur?
so torrey smith of the baltimore ravens…
who actually looks really good in that shot…
anyway,
he is in trouble for calling someone a queen.
who is the someone?
some random person wearing pink flowery socks on his instagram…
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Devin Thomas In Hospital; Says May Die?
Baller Wolf, Geno Smith, Gets His Peen Leaked By Angry Bird
the first of the year and we already for a pipe leak.
god i love 2014 already.
so everyone meet ^@1jackiepresley.
she is angry.
she got into a “situationship” with rookie baller wolf for the ny jets,
geno smith,
and it didn’t pan out how she wanted.
well you know what?
check the letter she sent to baller alert…
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