Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
Colin Kaepernick Learned These Thots Ain’t Loyal
colin kaepernick got caught up today.
a vixen accused him,
and two of his baller wolf pack,
of sexual assault today stemming from a april 1st incident.
oh boy…
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Wait? You Mean My Gang Members Can’t Come Too?
so why didn’t anyone tell me desean jackson hung with alleged gang members?
*crosses him off list asap*
i don’t do ragga.
well desean,
one of the popular baller wolves on the eagles,
got released this week.
i’m shocked.
the f-bi who sent it to me is shocked.
hell everyone is shocked.
the shocking news is the company he keeps that may hold him back…
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Paul George Got Some Pipe Leakage? (Dickland)
so apparently,
dickland has traveled up the golden forest of the nba.
that’sright.
it seems the owner is pulling some top shelf wolves into his production.
the alleged first on his list?
nba baller wolf paul george…
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Has Colin’s Pipe Laying Tour Ended With A Little Kaepernick?
everyone and their mama wants that kaepernick seed.
i know if i had a uterus,
i would consider it.
well terez owens has some street talk that he may about to be a baby daddy…
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Who Wants To See My Sex Tape? My Dack Is Huge!
me!
trent richardson!
pretty please!
with sprinkles on top!
so you know its bad when you are a bust on the field,
as well as in the bedroom.
an f-bi filled me in that NO ONE wants to buy trent richardson’s sex tape.
according to tmz…
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The Snow Bunny, The Baller Wolf, and A lot of Shenanigans
sooooo…
this is definitely a story of when hash tags go wrong.
so the snow bunny on the left,
who happens to be jeanette mccurdy of icarly/sam & cat teeny bopper fame,
was hash tagged by baller wolf for the detriot pistons,
andre drummond.
he was #wcw (woman crush wednesday) her something serious,
she found out,
and she ( x accepted ) his invite for a friend request.
aaah.
how romantic-als.
they posted a pictures of them going to disney world and ( x all kinds of lovey dovey shit ).
well 2 weeks later,
it ended.
splat.
kaput.
she went on a radio podcast and straight blasted him…
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