Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
When James Harden Wakes Up…
nba baller wolf,
james harden,
likes to sleep.
well after a night of alleged ratchet fun,
he didn’t realize one of his whores was going to catch him sleep…
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Braylon Edwards Does A Great Mugshot
this is how i like ex nfl baller wolf,
braylon edwards.
stacked in the front and the back.
well braylon couldn’t handle his likka over in scottsdale, az.
this is what happened…
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Aaron Hernandez Will Be Looking For Prison Pen Pals
baller wolf turned jackal,
aaron hernandez,
said goodbye to the free world today.
he was found guilty in a boston court for murdering his friend,
odin llyod.
in what was a very sloppy murder scene at that.
well i was shocked he had no emotions when they read the verdict today…
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Tre Mason Fumbles Between His Ex and His Next
i can bet he is lookin’ at his phone now.
so baller wolf of the st louis rams,
tre mason,
may have gotten caught up by his ex vixen.
thing is,
tre has a new vixen that needed to get the memo.
so everyone meet meagan…
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Janay Rice Thinks She Is God’s Chosen One
so i just watched this interview with janay rice on the today show.
well you watch it first and then i’ll speak…
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Ain’t No Fun If Demarco Murray Can’t Get None
awww well isn’t that just cute!
that’s super thick baller wolf demarco murray from the cowboys,
his girlfriend heidi mueller,
and his beautiful cub in a beautiful family portrait.
aww.
makes me tear up in the left eye.
well this is other baller wolf,
brennan clay,
and a few tweets about his own family portrait…
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