Category: SUS
when the straight males argue who’d be a power top if they were gay

some straight males love gay roles without being gay.
what a time to be alive?
i feel like every straight male who imagines being gay…
… is always saying they’d be power wolves (tops)
even the straight males get into the fox shaming too.
it’s a “badge of honor” to be a top and we don’t even have much of em.
this is where i welcome more straight males to volunteer for top activities.

i know a few straights irl that i’d like to power top my foxy ass.
on caresha aka yung miami from city girl’s podcast,
she was lowkey flirting with megan the stallion.
Y’all ready for this conversation between me & @theestallion ???????????? TOMORROW Thursday 8pm on @revolttv #Careshaplease pic.twitter.com/J4B0GNy7nj
— Yung Miami (@YungMiami305) August 24, 2022
i admire how vixens can do this without judgment.
on the breakfast club,
charla and dj envy argued about who would top each other…
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orlando brown lets us know diddy allegedly gave him something…

orlando brown is out of control.
his tour of “let the tea pour” has been an interesting one.
he has given us a warm cup about trey songz,
nick cannon,
and bow wow.
this is the next alleged reveal on his “they did what to who?” list…
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it seems the car that ran them over in chicago did it intentionally?

jaylen ausley just graduated and returned to chicago to do social work.
he is on the far left.
donald huey,
on the far right,
moved back from la to chicago for a new job.
i’m sure that devonta vivetter,
who happens to be in the middle,
also had a story to tell.
all 3 have died in their hometown of chicago.
a car literally mowed them down in a hit-and-run.
they are saying this was an intentional attack rather than a random one.
per daily mail…
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so pastors be mentally abusing ya’ll for movado watches now?

i like an all black-faced watch.
i love black matte cars so i might be tad biased.
it really sets off the flex,
doesn’t it?
^this movado watch on their site costs $395.
a movado watch at sam’s club is a tad under $300 dollars.
a pastor in kansas city,
with a black belt in verbal uppercuts,
decided to mentally abuse his members for a movada watch…
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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…
This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.
she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant…
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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…
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