i didn’t watch the ’22 billboard music awards last night.
award shows don’t really hit like they use to.
half the time,
the “stars” are a bunch of people from tiktok.
mary j blige was awarded the icon award last night.
in her speech,
she thanked a management company named tristar:

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— Nicholas Hautman (@nickhautman) May 16, 2022

tristar is connected to britney spears and her conservatorship…

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i was never a huge wanda sykes fan.
she isn’t my kind of comedy tbh.
i’m not really a stand-up comedy fox anyway.
i think the only time i found her funny was guest-starring on blackish.
the slap between will smith and chris rock was back in march at the oscars.
i was hoping to GOD the media and folks would move on.
wanda says she is still traumatized by it…

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Sexual Situations, Adult Content

when grandy glaze was a mystery.
this is before he realized he had big cheeks.
his life was so much better.
he was playing ball and taking the right amount of thirst trap pictures.
he was like amber rose to me.
they were so much better before they started talking.
the fame that came with onlyfans sort of ruined him tbh.
thirsty gay males hyping him up for more than he could give.
as you know,
he toed the line between “gay ass shit” and “i’m gay for pay”.
a foxholer sent me a tip that he had finally “done it”.
well…

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i think this is what comedians feared after “the slap” tbh.
they felt like even if they made a joke about someone,
they would be liable to get slapped or put in a chokehold.
who knew dave chapelle would be next?
he got tackled by a hyena with a gun at the hollywood bowl…

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you know what?
i’m always right.
when i saw this new story about britney spears and sam asghari,
the first thing i said out loud was:

“OF COURSE HE DOES!”

why did i say that?
well…

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it’s a shame all his handsomeness is going to waste…
sometimes,
we want that ol thing back.
we go out into these forests and realize how big and scary they are.
that is my impression of attentionisto,
andre marhold.
he realized how awful it was out here and ran right back to…
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