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Sexual Situations, Adult Content

when grandy glaze was a mystery.
this is before he realized he had big cheeks.
his life was so much better.
he was playing ball and taking the right amount of thirst trap pictures.
he was like amber rose to me.
they were so much better before they started talking.
the fame that came with onlyfans sort of ruined him tbh.
thirsty gay males hyping him up for more than he could give.
as you know,
he toed the line between “gay ass shit” and “i’m gay for pay”.
a foxholer sent me a tip that he had finally “done it”.
well…

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i think this is what comedians feared after “the slap” tbh.
they felt like even if they made a joke about someone,
they would be liable to get slapped or put in a chokehold.
who knew dave chapelle would be next?
he got tackled by a hyena with a gun at the hollywood bowl…

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you know what?
i’m always right.
when i saw this new story about britney spears and sam asghari,
the first thing i said out loud was:

“OF COURSE HE DOES!”

why did i say that?
well…

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it’s a shame all his handsomeness is going to waste…
sometimes,
we want that ol thing back.
we go out into these forests and realize how big and scary they are.
that is my impression of attentionisto,
andre marhold.
he realized how awful it was out here and ran right back to…
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…or most hated?
it’s a jail two for 1 entry special today.
so um,
rocky,
you know rihanna is pregnant right?
she should be on chill mode and the vibes should be right.
if it’s not one thing it’s the other with rocky.
the other day,
it was an alleged cheating scandal.
today is the arrest…
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i’ve been writing on the foxhole since 09.
i’ve been fascinated with the entertainment industry way before that.
from people i know irl to those i’ve written about:

A majority of these folks aren’t stars.

i’ll say 90%.
they are simply stand-ins at a dress rehearsal.
you know a real star when they arise.
i watched the trailer for the new netflix doc about marylin monroe.
it’s called “the mystery of marilyn monroe: the unheard tapes“:

i started thinking about how it’s so easy to reveal secrets these days.
back in marilyn’s day,
when someone tried to out or reveal secrets about public figures,
even if you aren’t one or not…

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