shackles?
is donald trump serious?
oh it’s not done.
he had more tweets…
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kim kardashian cried when her sex tape was leaked,
was a mess when she divorced kris humphries,
but was calm and collected after allegedly getting robbed.
well a video has been leaked.
no.
not another sex tape.
a video of the french police in the apartment right after this alleged robbery.
you know the one where she was tied up,
screamed frantically for help,
nearly jumped from a balcony like wonder woman,
and feared rape?
yeah.
that one.
well radar online has the video and well…
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so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
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…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated…
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jacob kohinoor,
aka mr. butt cheeks,
is suffering from a serious glo down nowadays.
i don’t know what’s happening.
it could be a phase and in a few years,
he turns into boris kodjoe’s competition.
or one for caitlyn jenner.
he does tend to go left.
well this entry ain’t about his new attitude.
it’s about his best feature still keeping our interest.

THE BUTT CHEEKS

one of the f-bi sent me these alleged shots.
allegedly,
he was spotted on the one and only,
jack’d.
this is what an f-bi sent to me.
oh!

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS

okay let’s go…
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so i’ll be 100.
i didn’t get into the “mr. steal yo grandma” hype.
^that wolf by the name of irvin randle.
i knew there was going to be some “revelation” about him in the future.
when i don’t write about something,
i’m usually waiting until the other paw to drop.
well it seems like “mr. steal yo grandma” allegedly liked the “grandson” instead.
a vix-bi directed me to some jackal who allegedly outed him on fameolous…
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