milan christopher is an activist.
well i didn’t say it.
he did.
i don’t know if it’s for gay lives,
victims of domestic abuse,
or activ-ating relevancy on the shade room,
but he has activist in his bio:

well milan posted a picture from his recent shoot with paper magazine.
of course,
he is showing off his best feature…
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of all the things that have been said about kim kardashian,
she sues mto?
that’s “media take out”.
i think she is the only celebrity who ever sued them.
don’t quote me.
here is why our kim k is taking the website to court via cnn…
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shackles?
is donald trump serious?
oh it’s not done.
he had more tweets…
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kim kardashian cried when her sex tape was leaked,
was a mess when she divorced kris humphries,
but was calm and collected after allegedly getting robbed.
well a video has been leaked.
no.
not another sex tape.
a video of the french police in the apartment right after this alleged robbery.
you know the one where she was tied up,
screamed frantically for help,
nearly jumped from a balcony like wonder woman,
and feared rape?
yeah.
that one.
well radar online has the video and well…
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so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
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…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated…
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