i got to give to the f-bi.
ya’ll good.
ya’ll know how to catch these attentionistos early.
so everyone meet blake sciortino.
he actually models.
like,
forreal forreal.
not that ig modelling,
but he is signed to an alleged agency.
blake allegedly has another source of income tho.
this is what flew down my tumblr timeline earlier today…
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so rarri true isn’t really shaped like a square.
well,
with his clothes off.
the following video randomly popped up on my tumblr timeline.
i guess he wanted to show he wasn’t made by maytag…
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she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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who is dressing rarri true?
does he have a stylist?
if so,
they should be fired.
why are they putting his shirt in his jeans like this…
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jim jones is a walking thirst trap.
from the sagging to show off the bakery and now the following.
“this” also explains why chrissy is crazy af.
i get it now via his instagram…
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you know what often catches me by surprise?
when someone you least expect has BAWDY under their clothes.
don’t sleep on the slim ones.
some of them are real toned under these outfits.
i don’t check for cruella de jenner aka kris jenner all like that,
but when someone sent me this pic of her in a bikini today…
Continue reading “Cruella De Jenner: In The Flesh” →