so we have gone from watching couples have sex to domestic violence?
are we that bored on musk’s twitter?
grayling purnell has been some of your latest obsessions.
he uploaded a video with him fighting his latest boy toy…

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i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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i feel like ^this is what trump thinks he looks like.
as we all know when it comes to social media,
when something random ends up trending,
everyone jumps on the bandwagon to out-trend.
rosario ray of the now-defunct,
zednray,
has been trying to find something to do since that ended.
he had everyone fontin’ when he posted his mugshot:

the foxhole told me he got got for having a controlled substance.
so why not turn lemons to lemonade?
trump used his mugshot to sell merch.
ray used his mugshot to sell…

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raz b got dealt a bad hand.
this industry chewed him up and spit him out.
because of this,
i feel like he suffers from severe mental illness.
it entertains and keeps his name in the digital papers.
the foxhole flooded my box with this recent video raz posted on ig…

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i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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eminem has only one request:

He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.

i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.

why are these people so corny?
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…

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