the first person to hit 1 million likes on ig was justin bieber.
he hit it back in 2012 and boy,
is he not that person anymore.

nowadays,
almost any celebrity can hit 1 million with no issue.
a foxholer sent me a video that i thought was for charity.
it starred dante roper and blake dins.

@blakedins_ Make it happen or watch it happen to someone else. #fyp #trending #viral #beach #greenscreen #fitness #explore #beachvibes ♬ original sound – nz.

the way it was being presented,
i thought these attentionistos were raising money for a cause…

Continue reading “look at the new attentionistos to hit the “million likes” club” →

when i was dealing with the work wolf issue,
i didn’t think i’d ever leave him alone tbh.
i’ll be 100 with you:

If he would have opened the gate for a re-do,
I would have gone back with my tail tucked between my legs.

when i look back at that rough time in my life,
The Foxhole legit dragged me so hard and i’m grateful.
i think God made us separate for all the right reasons.
it couldn’t be seen back then but it was the plan for now.

Did we really think Keke Palmer was going to completely leave her baby daddy,
Darius Jackson?

survey says…

Continue reading “the mercury retrograde brought darius jackson back to keke palmer (aww cutes!)” →

there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

Continue reading “alright donald trump, smile and say rico!” →

punish.
when we don’t punish kids for their bad behavior,
they think that we think it’s okay for them to continue doing it.
they got away with that so now let’s push the limit further.
it’s the same when we coddle the crackhead in the family.

“Joseph is just going through a rough patch!
Yes,
he stole 50k worth of my jewelry and wrecked my car but he is sick!
I’m going to give this to God and continue to love him.”

no aunt shirley.
joseph doesn’t like you.
he knows you’re an idiot and the only one in his corner.

that serial killer who was killing gays in 90s new yawk?
he killed his roommate in college and got off scot-free.
the homophobic jury pardoned his behavior.
he went on to kill and dismember gays because he learned he could.

when cleiton lobo ( x destroyed that hotel in thailand ),
and disrespected the gentleman who provided him the experience,
he never faced any real punishment for what he did.
all he did was up the sexy and promote his new relationship.

with some,
that’s all it takes to be forgiven.
a foxholer sent me this…

Continue reading “cleiton lobo thinks we need Jesus for the lives we live?” →

we don’t get many opportunities to meet the rich and famous.
i know when i went on a date with my nfl baller wolf,
even though it didn’t work out,
i still kept his situation to myself.
i don’t need ot be put on by clout.
some think of the long game to take their lives further.
others think the short game for instant gratification.
the rest are bottom-of-the-barrel jackals looking to do what they do best.
the following real estate jackal was thinking “bottom-of-the-barrel“.

Why did my manz decide to extort a Baller Wolf?

you know what…

Continue reading “the gay baller, the real estate jackal, and the flimsy extortion plot set in atlanta” →

he looks off judging from this picture but…

What is his black gay Twitter burner account name?

i know he has one after the following.
people be stupid yo.
they’ll mess up their opportunities being degenerates.
tj dudley was a pre-baller wolf for clemson tigers.

keyword: was.
tj has since been banished and probably more pretty soon…

Continue reading “pre baller, tj dudley, had something for sale on OF that got him kicked outta football” →