i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,
that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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as a kid,
i watched cartoons to basically watch cartoons.
cartoon characters didn’t have sexuality to me.
they just did goofy shit that entertained me.
it was really above the surface for me unless it was part of the plot.
i’ll be the first to raise my hand and say i never assumed betty deville,
who is phil and lil’s mom on “rugrats“,
was gay.
i thought she was just an aggressive woman.

sidebar: angelica is the original hbic.
when susie came into town thooooo…

in the new rugrats reboot,
betty is gonna be a lesbian.
now that i look at her with grown eyes,
it makes sense.
what’s gonna happen to her hubby,
howard?

oh scandal,
she left him for a vixen?

some people are having a fit with the news.
surprise,
suprirse.
i was sent this screenshot of what someone fonted on fb(?)…

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when i saw to be on the apps heavy,
i remember meeting this wolf jackal from another state.
the first night he arrived,
we were to link and probably fuck.
from what i remember from the pic he showed me,
he was really attractive.
he wasn’t “a fantasy“,
but he was a cute regula degula.
or so i thought.
when we met tho…

Continue reading ““that’s me! i ain’t no a catfish! it’s a filter homie!” the kinda sorta maybe catfish said.” →

i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…

vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjewdPLqWU

…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.

Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.

She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
 2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…

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i don’t understand why people speak on their platforms,
scorch earth with their opinions,
but as soon as the public legit builds a highway up their ass,
they suddenly don’t know how to handle the backlash.
someone recorded a clip of zoie aka @gotdamnzo having a tiny meltdown.
ya’ll got up in them cheeks real deep because you hit them feelings hard…

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joe budden‘s forest is ablaze and it’s not looking good for him.
he should never had done his friends the way he did.
that spark created a forest fire that is putting his reputation ablaze.
rory and mal gave their side this weekend:

x SEE IT HERE

…but ima get on them in a second.
in 2020,
joe launched a podcast with all vixens called “see, the thing is“.
it featured mandi b,
bridget kelly,
and olivia dope.
olivia dope ended up leaving but she revealed it was because of joe budden.
she has a 26:00 minute conversation with us about it on her ig…

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