oh september…
i’ve missed your nonsense.
so we always font about gay jackals being messy and outing others.
you know the ones who knew what they were getting in,
or what was getting into them,
but didn’t know how to play their position.
well that might have been the story for august alsina.
allegedly,
he was the side piece to jada pinkett smith.
nah,
not will.
the alleged break up must have been real bitter.
they both allegedly aren’t following each other anymore either.
(via hollywood unlocked)

august must have caught feelings because he took it to a song.
he did this remix of “nunya” from kehlani and well…

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i mean,
when you have trump mad af on twitter:

…OH,
jussie IS the embarrassment to our nation?
well,
he must be stopped then.
*super side eye commences*
well jussie’s lawyer is allegedly still talking.
the foot is down the throat continues here via “the daily mail“…
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ready for some more hot topics about aunt wendy?
i know she didn’t think she’d ever see herself being “the story”.
well allegedly,
the side hoe gave birth to her husband’s kid.

ya’ll via “page six”…
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 i have a confession for the foxhole.
remember when i went down to florida,
like years ago,
to go and stay with karaoke for a while?

That was the first time I ever had Chick-Fil-A

judge me if you must.
i was very “eh” on it.
it made me sick the second time i tried it.
i prefered this one spot,
“zaxbys”.
i could get with them.
at my last job,
chick-fil-a was around the corner.
my home vixen put me on to their cobb salad and that was good.
i haven’t eaten there in like a year tho.
well,
chick-fil-a doesn’t likethe gays.
i was late in learning they’re an OD christian establishment.
they donated quite a bit of money to anti-lgbtq groups and well…
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happier times?
ya know,
i use to attract a lot of wolves that were in relationships.
one thing i’d see is how badly they treated the “main”.
i never wanted that for myself.
all that talk of “i want to leave”…

Oh no pineapple.
You stay your ass right there.

…fuck you think this is?
the movies?
anyway,
i couldn’t be aunt wendy.
ain’t no love to excuse this alleged shot…
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social media has made it easy for un-cultured idiots to have a seat at the table.
yes,
idiots.
we let anyone with a cute photoshopped pic get to the throne.
back in the day,
they had to work hard for their keep.
the beauty was we only saw them during events,
radio interviews,
or whatever else allowed them to be seen and vanish again.
now,
we can see them doing dumb shit and be on the entire ig live with it.
jess hilarious isn’t dropping the “f” bomb this time,
but she’s in hot water yet again.
this time,
she offended the muslim community when she did this video:

i’ll use this again:

well,
she has taken to her ig for a tearful apology…

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