Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
Michael Sam Will Pull On Your Heartstrings Through Oprah
well with no current football career,
its only natural for michael sam to become a tv star!
well not exactly.
oprah was determined to get michael on her network.
first she wanted a reality show to document his first season.
well what first season?
so she booked him for a documentary/interview set for dec 27th on own.
here is a sneak peek…
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Um, Don’t Die On Us Cam Newton
so baller wolf cam newton had a rough day.
i’m sure it may have went something like this:
ran out of toilet paper
get dressed to go to supermarket
try not to get in car accident
well he ended up getting into a serious car accident earlier today.
even after nearly being killed,
he still managed to have a big koolaid smile on his face…
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John Wall Made Me Cry Today
john wall is a good baller wolf.
i hate that he made me cry tho.
so john became cool with a six year old cancer patient named
miyah telemaque-nelson.
he would facetime her and even helped her meet nicki minaj.
well she died yesterday and he had an amazing game in her honor.
well this is what happened at the post game interview…
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King James Said Everyone Can’t Breathe At Barclays Tonight
king james is usually very socially conscious.
that is what i like about it.
oh and being a mountain of meat as well.
he wanted to wear a “i can’t breathe” shirt to protest for eric garner.
during warm ups tonight for the nets vs the cavs,
he wore a “i can’t breathe” shirt.
oh and so did everyone else…
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This Made Derrick Rose So Much Sexier
ain’t nothing sexier than a baller wolf who is socially conscious.
that will get a pipe sucked in a heartbeat!
well derrick rose did just that.
well not get his pipe sucked,
but derrick did show support for the eric garner “i can’t breathe” protest…
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ANOTHER SERVING: David Wilson
former baller and top shelf wolf,
david wilson,
is just…
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