usher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
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i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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when chris brown is “together” and healthy in the face,
he is sexy.
when he isn’t clappin’ back and making a fool of his career,
he is fuckable.
when he is making good music and putting effort into it,
he is cuff worthy.
well there hasn’t been a lot of that happening as of late.
chris has been kinda…
od’n on the “fuck hyena” behavior.
sorry chris.
you know ima always be real with cha.
 “the shade room” posted a lookalike of chris and well…
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^this is how it starts.
a picture like that.
it always gets the attention of any wolf lurking on ig.
well guess who tried to allegedly holla at those healthy bunz…
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kerry rhodes and that lady look happy.
i guess this is really happening.
i think the issue is…
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even though chris brown been on 1,
2,
and 3 as of late,
i really like his new ‘do.
it compliments his facial…
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