Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
Derrick Rose Has Good Dick…
… or so I am told.
Apparently he fucked a few groupies and they all came back with sold dick reports.
Yum yum.
I could do without him speaking in interviews though.
He has the “stand there and look sexy” approach DOWN.
He just did the cover for ESPN…
Wanna see?
Dear Chris Brown’s Penis
Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.…
Why so glum?
More Kanye’s Best…
After seeing how big and vieny Kanye’s Best was…
I wanted more.
Well looks like we got some more…
kinda.
X Marks The F0x: The Butcher’s Shop!
You know what time it is!
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THE SELF PROCLAIMED PRETTY B*TCH FOX
… and I am saying, FUCK MY FOXES BASE GOD!
lol
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