Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
Julius Peppers Has A Deformity
Derrick Rose Loves His Nut Huggers
… and we love him for loving them!

Don’t be upset Derrick.
We are always happy when you show us that you are also a part time model,
as well as incredible Baller Wolf.
Derrick is featured on the May issue of GQ.
Here is a quick sneak peek…
I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.
I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…
I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…
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I Guess I Can Let Devin Thomas Out My Bedroom For Some Air


I mean, I haven’t been uppin Devin for a while.
He has been quiet as of late.
But anytime is Devin time, right?
Here is a video of him at Stadium in DC, celebrating his Super Bowl win…
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DeShawn Stevenson Has A Big Cake… Oh, and it was his birthday too.


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Something about Deshawn Stevenson turns me on.
He isn’t the FINEST Wolf… but there is something about it.
Maybe, because he is bow legged.
Maybe because he has some low key cakeage.
Or, maybe he just looks like he knows how to tear your shit right OPEN.
Yeah, so the LAST part for me.
I have low key wanted to let him beat since he played for the Wizards.
Well, he had a birthday party recently and my lust-rush came rushing back…
Continue reading “DeShawn Stevenson Has A Big Cake… Oh, and it was his birthday too.” →
… and My Body Is Beyond Ready.

I just mentioned him in a couple posts down.
If you havent checked it out: SHAME ON YOU.
For those who did, he is one of the starters on me Scorpio Starting Roster.
Of course, I had to see him without a shirt on for to solitify the fact that he signs on without even a practice warm up…






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