i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…

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i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

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were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:

“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”

cause this is how they handled it…

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on my last patreon,
i mentioned tips on how to bag blue checks and big deals on socials.
big deals meaning those we want to see how big their “deal” is.
everyone always asks me about the nfl baller wolf i bagged.
 let’s font about him,
the night we met,
and a recent update…

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when i think of “unproblematic baller wolves”,
chris paul comes to mind.
he gets the award for “nicest nba cheeks” too.

if he is doing dirt,
it’s so low,
it’s 8 feet under.
i don’t what possessed a “fan” to fuck with his family during a game but…

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i love this picture of odell beckham jr.
heart eyes city.
we go from flash brown to odell.
it’s never a dull moment in the foxhole.
you know what i really appreciate?

The number of males in the foxhole who were there for me during my times in need.

males are taught to eat,
sleep,
and fuck.
anything else is “soft” or “gay” even with some gays too.
i’ve been one that most males came to when they needed advice or a shoulder.
unfortunately,
they weren’t strong to defend me when i needed them.
i loved this moment between odell beckham jr and deebo samuels.
odell plays for the rams and deebo plays for the 49ers.
after the 49ers lost,
deebo was crying on the bench.
this is what odell did…

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