*Tip for those coming to New Yawk to visit/start a new life here.
If you ever get lost somewhere,
always take a train to Times Square.
You can always find your way,
or a transfer to your correct train,
from that location.
Bing Bong.

when i go to the train,
i have a habit of standing right at the yellow line.
its a force of habit living here especially if you’re on a crowded platform.
the new yawk foxhole knows the deal.
as crime rises in this forest,
there has been a lot of crime happening on the mta.
yesterday,
a deranged homeless hyena pushed someone to their death at 42nd street…

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remember this iconic gif of ray j and that tail of his?
ray j use to bring the bakery.
when i think of all the times ray j’s concealed cake has been exposed,
he was always wearing black drawz.
well,
besides this moment:

ray j wanted to school us the importance of wearing black drawz.
It’s to help those who wash our drawz not see our doo-doo streaks…

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my mother and grandmother never taught me about sex.
my first kiss was with a girl in barbados while playing house,
but i had to learn about sex from watching a sex scene in a movie my mother had.
it was “mo better blues” and wesley snipes was fuckin’ cynda williams.
( x see it here )
that scene always turns me on and why i love missionary so much.
how he looked on top of her and how the covers hugged his bawdy in all the right places.
i was so intrigued as to why he was in between her legs grindin’ violently.
as a young struggling gay,
i wished i was her being completely honest.
sex in my household was treated as a “bad thing” or something that didn’t exist for me.
while my other male friends were out here learning to play with the opposite sex,
i was playing with happy meal toys and video games.
i enjoyed being a kid rather than growing up too quickly.
rapping wolf,
jim jones,
admitted something really disturbing on the lip service podcast.
his mother,
nancy,
taught him about sex but the way she taught him about how to tongue kiss…

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i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4

he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…

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and to think in the beginning,
she was “the different one“.

can people tell when someone isn’t into them?
people can get into relationships,
have sex,
have good sex,
breed,
and it still won’t mean shit.
that is what i feel about the saga that is tristan thompson and khloe kardashian.

 

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he is JUST not into her.
it got confirmed he got that random pregnant,
after denying that he had never done anything with her,
and he posts this ig  once it’s confirmed he is the baby daddy...

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jonathan majors isn’t conventionally handsome.
he is an amazing actor and i think he has serious sex appeal.
his bawdy is…

listen i like it when folks aren’t feeling the same male i’m into.
the line is usually very small and competition is slim.
it’s like going to the dmv and being the first one there.
jonathan has no social media so we never know what he is up to.
a vixen took a sneak pic of him while being on vaca…

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