so a lot of nonsense happened at the grammys last night.
some things i cared about; other things are whatever.
i love bey and jay,
been riding with them for a long time and attended some of their concerts,
but what jay said on the grammys stage last night…

i knew this was gonna happen.
it’s a tale as old as time from an underdog.
we have to thank nicki minaj and the barbz for this.

???? | Billboard Hot 100 Chart Predictions:

1. 'HISS' (NEW)
— Peak: #1 | Weeks: 1

pic.twitter.com/hkjbmqYdrt

— Stallion Stats (@MegansStats) February 3, 2024

Apple Music Daily Charts— Top 100 Songs

Global — #4. ‘HISS’ (-1) *peak #1*
US — #2. ‘HISS’ (-1) *peak 1* https://t.co/lggxizf7c7

— Stallion Stats (@MegansStats) February 4, 2024

Megan Thee Stallion's "HISS" is predicted to debut at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It will be Megan's 3rd #1, first solo #1, and is expected to earn the biggest US sales and streaming week of the year. pic.twitter.com/WnoQdHgcW8

— Talk of the Charts (@talkofthecharts) February 3, 2024

…while “big foot” has tumbled somewhere to the depth of never to be seen again.
they pushed people to support megan and “hiss” tbh.
i think nicki underestimated many things tbh…

its no shock that as a straight wolf,
if you even mention that you like beyonce,
it will be all eyes on you with judgment.
in the eyes of many straight wolves:

“Beyonce is for females and them gay dudes.”

nfl baller wolf,
bobby wagner,
said out loud that he is inspired by beyonce on ex-baller wolf podcast.
peep the looks they gave bobby…

Who knew Megan Thee Stallion would shake up the start of 2024?

who knew the words,
“megan’s law“,
would create such controversy?
richard kanka,
the father of megan kanka that was killed by a sexual predator,
is behind this lawsuit against megan.
per tmz…

Let’s font that this Person A has a stalker.

they have been keeping their whereabouts under wraps.
let’s font they said something online against:

Trump
Nicki
Megan
The Pope
Whoever

person b (along with c, d, e, f, and g) saw it and didn’t like it.
so person b decided to dox person a and put their whole address online.
the other alphabets are cheering on.
doxxing means putting someone’s personal information on the internet.
person a’s stalker sees all of this information and goes to their crib.

Person A ends up getting brutally murdered.

person b thinks no one will catch them because they are on a burner.
their default picture is a zebra so they think they are in the clear.

Babes.
I’m about to drop the bomb on your lap…

i’m glad megan the stallion is coming hard this era.
i was bored with the many ways she could shake her tail.
like taylor swift during her “reputation” era,
megan is embracing the rumors and coming for everyone’s neck.
i listened to her new track,
hiss,
this morning…