i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…

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foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.

“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”

…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…

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i have a coupon for some money off celestial seasonings tea.
i love a nice cup of tea (liquid and in my ears).
i keep forgetting to bring it out of the crib when i go to the store.
here am i forgetting a damn coupon but ya’ll are good at keeping up double and triple lives.
ernest diaz,
who is pictured above from new yawk,
had no issue forgetting to keep up his pretty busy life.
so get this.
he had…

A long term girlfriend
3 young kids
Another girlfriend
His older John that he met being a sex worker
A boyfriend who ended up killing him the other day

yeah,
it’s a lot via ny daily news…

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blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…

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here are two red flags some people don’t ever notice from others.
this is the first one for content creators:

Be careful of people who claim to be cool with you,
but the moment you say something they don’t agree with,
suddenly they turn on you.
They start making shady comments and being lowkey nasty.
I’ve encountered that A LOT in the foxhole.
Folks who are cool with me until I write about something/someone they like.

“And this is why you’re ugly and your mother is dead in hell.”

like,
okay?
this is why it takes me a while to warm up people now.
you gotta prove you’re genuine even if we don’t see eye to eye.
the second thing is:

People who are constantly the victims in a breakup.

ben affleck showed me what a red flag he is when he leaves a relationship via “tmz”…

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i love when jackals are loud and wrong.
christian walker is usually loud and wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjkTZf9c7Y&t=2s

he is the son of retired nfl baller wolf,
herschel walker.
he is a maga minion who claims is a free speech radicalist.
he is quoted as saying black folks are more racists than whites.

So you already know he is “one of them”.

our “loud and wrong” jackal went off on how expensive gas prices are because he hates joe biden,
but peep the hoodie in his video…

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