Category: NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON
diddy might be coming home ya’ll! woot!

our current president may have said:
“oh ya’ll gonna say i’m not a king and protest me?
well then i’m gonna do shit out of spite ya’ll azzez.
welcome to the art of a deal bitches!”
i had a feeling that the following would happen.
it is not shocking because when people show you who they are; believe them.
apparently,
a diddy pardon is on the horizon according to tmz…
the parentals are alright with everything but your gay

when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.
the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.
i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.
well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.
when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.
when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…
i think brandy liked the idea of touring than the actual touring

i love brandy and monica with a passion buuuuuuuuuuuutttttt….
Continue reading “i think brandy liked the idea of touring than the actual touring” →how did britney not peep the hobosexual attentionisto in kevin federline?

you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.
( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )
it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:
cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…
was the F-BI working at the jail when dante the body got locked up or…?

because the F-BI stay on it…
so apparently and allegedly,
dante the body was in jail recently.
i dunno how ya’ll be finding this shit out but i’m wit it.
a F-BI sent me this and i immediately asked…
so is the new trend outing DL MAGA?

should you out someone who is part of the MAGA forest?
…especially if you have fucked them before?
i guess it can be a culture shock when you trained his hole to accommodate you…

…or you have ridden him like he is your fav ride at six flags,
but you see him promoting hatred and homophobia in public.
don lemon caused shock waves when he outed the alleged:
and i saw on reddit someone claiming to have outed a DL MAGA they fucked to their family.
the first comment sat with me:
“We don’t out people who are dealing with it internally,
we should out people who deal with it externally by hurting other people.”
outing anyone is a nuclear option but my question is…
Continue reading “so is the new trend outing DL MAGA?” →



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