Category: NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON
as diddy heads to jail, cassie should be going in with him?

diddy got 50 months,
which equals about 4 years,
but as many of us sighed relief this shit is over:
“cassie should be in jail.”
“this is all cassie fault.”
“cassie brought the black man down.”

tbh…
Continue reading “as diddy heads to jail, cassie should be going in with him?” →foxy and kim would be so proud of cardi and nicki

ya know one thing i’ve come to realize?
98% of rich people are fuckin MISERABLE.
they got all this money,
power,
and status but miserable AF.
they don’t have to deal with the bullshit average people have to deal with,
but so many of them are missssssssssssssssssserable.
it made me have to ask myself:
“would i ever want to be rich?
because it seems once you become rich,
you got mo probelms and mo misery.”
i love drama and will sit front row with The Foxhole for it,
but all this shit happening between cardi vs nicki on the app of misery…
should this military meeting have been an email or…?

have you ever had to attend a meeting at work and felt like:
“i left scrolling the internet for new plates for this?
UGH!”
or…
when our bosses think we need to meet every week for 15 minutes to discuss some new tedious task they cooked up while doing their own tedious tasks.
or my fav…
booking random meetings just to put shit on their calendars because the colored blocks look pretty and make them feel busy.

i hate work meetings if you can’t tell.
people who schedule meetings to annoy are the bane of my existence.
i wonder if our military felt this way when pete hegseth called a meeting in DC for this…
“the thing” is that his little blackmail plan makes him look an idiot

this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.
so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:
@razzledazzlemo I’m petty. And I have the receipts #fyp #foryoupagee #fypシ #congress #petty
♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo
( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.
sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.
anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…
is there such a thing as being turned off by a hoe?

from some people i met IRL,
to a few of the attentionistos ya’ll have told me about,
their calling cards was how they were hoes.
it wasn’t about talent,
or if they were good or insufferable people…
it always started with their sex lives and how easy they were/are.
…and as much as people want to champion for sex work,
there was still a shaming these folks got.
as easy as it was to sleep with them,
they still got branded with the scarlet “HOE”.
do you think there are some people you just shouldn’t fuck?
as easy as getting them in bed is:
are some people too “community” to fuck with?
i was looking at this latest alleged reveal with our latest resident baller-hoe,
stefon diggs via tasha k…
khalid has no sex appeal according to…

i had a dream the other night about khalid.
no,
it wasn’t that kind of dream.

it was a dream where we were talking about this new era of his.
i told him something along the lines that:
he should leaned into his sad boy era,
talking personally about the break up with that OF singing hooker.
more fall mid tempo/slow vibes of betrayal,
fake love,
and overcoming heartbreak.
then slowly start leaning into “britney/i’m a slave for you”.
tbh,
i don’t know why i had this dream but it was how i was feeling.
the OF singing hooker that ( x outed him ) allegedly tweeted something to khalid as well.
we don’t know if this was directed at him due his new video,
“out of body“:
but we can only guess because…
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