fonting of brazilian wolves,
i saw a video of ^this one the other day that had me hollering.
it wasn’t because i was imagining his big but juicy penis going in me.
he was puttin’ someone through the mattress but it what was being said during the put through…

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i lied.
yup,
i liedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd…

have you ever noticed how life seems to get the loudest right before the home stretch?
for the last few months,
i’ve been counting down the days until i could finally have my own space again.
a mix of anxious but excited energy flowing through me.
i kept telling myself:

“just make it to the finish line.”
you’re almost there.”

and time went by quick but well:

the finish line decided to move.

and Foxhole,
it has me BEYOND exhausted…

OOF,
the karma and it’s connections in this story.
i was very annoyed with what sidney starr did to chingy.
she used a photo of him to imply they were having sex:

…and then come out years later and said she lied,
basically like:

“oh well,
i ruined his career.
OOPSY!”

…and even with her admitting she lied,
some people still want to believe her.
because,
ya know,
they’re stupid.
well if you didn’t believe in karma,
sidney starr and her much needed fate happened today.
she just got accused of something absolutely heinous and even IF it’s a lie…

yesterday at work,
there was a disgruntled customer causing chaos.
here i was,
almost late AF,
and my boss wasn’t even there.

they hired someone new and today was their crash course.
so when i walked in,
almost passing out from the humidity,
and i’m approached with panic.
so i put my shit down,
clocked in,
and went to deal with whatever was going on…

is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…