He Is Ugly As Sin… But He Laces Me In The Finest Things

When I see a Wolf, I see his face first.


SHOCKING, I know.
Most Foxes scanning for dick prints.
I figure, I got to look at you.

Then, I scan his lips.
Then I take a trip around his body.
I determine if he has nice arms and a nice chest.
I then scan to his cakes and see if he is holding some Charmin type cheeks back there.
As I am scanning, I look at his gear to see if he has some sort of style.
Finally, I’ll determine how good he is in bed.

….yup, I can be pretty damn shallow.
But, I started to wonder if that is healthy.
I have been attracted to some Wolves who no one thought was sexy, so I’m not that bad.
Some people can go out there, get with someone they aren’t really attracted to, and get something out the deal.
Whether it is money, free rides, or eventually fall in love.

I started to wonder:

Is having a standard on the men you choose to date healthy?

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“I Went To See My Wolf With Panties On… and He Proposed Marriage.”

Ya know, I like to give props where props are due.


Jamari Fox has had a change of heart.
And as usual, it took my readers to show me a light.
… one with sequins and platinum wigs.
All night I was up thinking about this.
I was actually reading the comments over and over.
I did some quick reference checks and was about to do a bar graph and presentation for you.

Yesterday’s riveting conversation featuring Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Puff”
Our fem sisters are killing the game right now.
It isn’t Vixens we should be competing with.
It is really these damn fems and trannies!
They know how to get their Wolf, suck him stupid, and have him hooked.

So I’m thinking brutal take over.
Time for the Foxes to play a little hard ball.
So, I have to ask:

Are you ready to get it together?

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You Ain’t Nothing But A Big Fat Bully… so There!

“UM, SAY WHAT????”

We have all had the moments.
Someone says something to us and we are ready to knock their heads right off their shoulders.
The older I get, I realize that people are really shady.
They are not nice and will try to treat you like shit.
It use to bother me until I learned how to skillfully be nice/nasty.
So I had to ask you, my reader…

How much bullshit do you tolerate?

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YOUR BREATH SMELLS SO BAD IM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FARTS!!

Men can be nasty.

There I said it.
As much as you will see these Foxes, Hybrids, and Wolves walking around here in nice clothes and nice bodies,
their hygiene can be also less than stellar.
More like STANK!!!

I have went on dates where Wolves were not “oh so fresh”.
A huge pet peeve of mine.

IN THIS LIFESTYLE, WE NEED TO BE CLEAN!!!

I was talking to Star Fox about a Wolf he was about to mess with.
Star Fox had his white T on and they were wrestling.
Well, the Wolf SAT on his stomach and when he got up,
the Wolf left a nice green streak as a reminder that he won the wrestling competition.
Needless to say, that Wolf did not get any butt cheeks…. ever.

Now, I can’t tell you to be clean.
BUT, I will tell you how I am so maybe you can get some ideas for your hygiene.
Nothing drives me crazy than someone who is just nasty.

They nasty.
House is nasty.
Soul is nasty.
Everything is just nasty.

Makes me wonder…

Are people just clueless… or do they just not care?
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The Tale of a Fox Who Messed With A Pre-Baller Wolf

I need a boo.

One who will take care of me when I am sick.
One who will rescue me when I am at my lowest.
UGH.
I hate being alone.
I have friends, but I need a MAN.
Nothing feels better than a Wolf taking care of you.

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In my state of almighty sickness yesterday,
a Fox sent me an email that 1) inspired me…
…and 2) made me throw up.

Not because of what he said.
But it got me so excited, that my poor stomach went into overdrive.
A Fox who has dealt with a Baller Wolf before he was a Baller Wolf.

My kind of email!
Anyway, lets get into it…

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The Power of the Fox Who Doesn’t Know His Power

People are attracted to power.

Am I the only one who gets turned on by a powerful man?
The way he moves.
His confidence.
The way he dresses.
The way he commands attention.
But what happens when it is a Fox in a powerful position?
How does one for direct all his power to the great Fox of them all?
And with that power do you become more intimidating
One thing us Foxes never try to do is be the one to conquer all, especially when it comes to Wolves.
We are always underneath scraping the barrel for that power.

So my question is this…

Would you want more power in your life?

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