no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today…

Continue reading “his definition of “come and ride my pony” is real different (horse cawk)” →

one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…

Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.

if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
 floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…

Continue reading “don’t ask floyd mayweather for a picture if your nails are out of order” →

as a black gay creative,
aiming to take his career to the highest of heights,
i have to be careful about what partners i let into my life.
i see so many gay males with good shit going on being absolutely careless.
they let anyone in their homes and up in them.

Loneliness causing a lack of common sense is the number one killer in this life.

on the flip side,
i know way too many black vixens who allow “anyone” into their lives.
i see so many black women putting up with nonsense just to say they’re in a relationship.
they get into these “r&b vixen songs” drama-filled relationships,
getting bred by the dustiest of males,
and being stuck with some loser for life because of loneliness.
courtney cox was a lawyer in atlanta who lived in an apartment building in midtown.
she decided to date a dusty and well…

Continue reading “another beautiful black woman killed by a dusty from under a couch (courtney cox)” →

this beef between boosie and lil nas x is getting a little…
so i never thought lil nas x would ever address boosie,
but i guess he wanted to have some fun.
i mean,
boosie been mentioning him every chance he gets for relevancy.
lil nas x said on his ig live that he has a song with boosie on the way.
this is what boosie responded via “the neighborhood talk“…

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most social media couples always start off like ^this.
cute pictures that are all smiles to convince us they’re #couplegoals.
it makes many of us seethe with jealousy or lust.
lust is dependent on if you’re in your homewrecker bag.
if i came across gabby petito and brian laundrie’s pictures online,
especially with the whole proposal and going to travel cross country,
i would have gotten wrapped up in the hashtags.
unfortunately,
like many of these forward-presenting couples on social media,
all wasn’t what it seemed.
there were all kinds of abuse going on that ended with the murder of gabby petito.
they finally found closure to the insane manhunt for brain laundrie via ny post…

Continue reading “brian laundrie is finally found” →

i was talking to my home vixen on the phone and i randomly asked her:

“Is the Rona still a thing these days?
People are acting like it’s over.”

…and i kid you not,
as soon as i checked my notifications,
it told me that colin powell died of rona complications at 84.
i didn’t even know he was sick.
many had opinions on him and his life including a random donald trump.
well,
not random.
even though he is disgraced,
he is a former president.
this is what he forgot to write in his burn book about colin in a statement after his death…

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