You are not straight if you are attracted to me but still dating vixens.
You are not straight if you fantasize about me while smashin’ vixens.
You are not straight if have sex with other males for money.
You are not straight if you are engaging with males for OF content.
You are not straight if you allow another man to give you oral or eat your cheeks.

…even if you’re FANTASIZING and we can see you’re hard as a rock btw.
no matter how much these males make excuses for it,
they are NOT straight.
no matter how much they try to avoid the dude they’re attracted to,
all while secretly still watching from the shadows,
they are NOT straight.
your straight card has been declined at that point and that is okay.
so let’s talk about the straight card…

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as a gay male,
i know a lot of pretty vixens.
i naturally attract vixens to me and we become great friends.
i was just having a conversation with one of my pretty friends yesterday.
one of my straight friends wanted to be hooked up but i blocked that:

attentionisto,
austin dunham,
was real sexy to me when he was silent.
i loved that one video where he was putting on a dress shirt.
he is a “men’s dating and self improvement” coach now.
he is telling straight males why they should have gay friends…

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cassie settled her lawsuit with diddy today.
it literally took a new york minute.
it wasn’t even 24 hours before they reached an agreement.
( x see it here )
this whole situation shook the internet tbh.
so much so,
it lodged many alleged secrets from diddy too.
i know he hates that trump didn’t destroy tiktok.
i’m glad they figured this out but i noticed something…

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i had a feeling will smith wasn’t going to let this slide.
maybe it was the wording?

“HE WAS IN THERE KILLING HIM,
STRAIGHT MURDERING HIM.”

i’d imagine hearing an opp say something so vile would get you tight.
so will’s rep has ( x denied all allegations of the hole destruction ).
duane martin allegedly won’t ( x be speaking about it ).
jada pinkett-smith tho?
you know she was gonna say something cause you already know…

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sometimes,
you get caught up in the crossfire with other people.
they are beefing and you randomly get dragged into it.

Sidebar: we tried to had told Keke Palmer about that jackal of hers.
She told us to mind our business.
Some vixens always end up in this kind of drama with a BD.
They want a kid and settle for anyone with the semblance of looks and good dick.

…but usher has been minding his business,
drinking his water,
and doing his shows at his vegas residency.
it seems like its outing season for this scorpio season cause…

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i just…
i mean we kinda kne…
okay.
when i was younger,
i thought duane martin was so cute.
i thought he was cute af in scream 2.
you know my thing for a big nose.
over the years,
there have been rumors about him and will smith.
it has sort of been an unspoken secret like:

“That is just your uncle and his roommate…”

…at like 52.
will’s former assistant is allegedly saying that he saw will and duane…

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