Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
Matt Lauer Is The Perfect Example of Karma Being So Real

i bet when he took this picture way back when,
he would have slapped you if you foretold his future to him.
oh matt lauer…
he was the talk in my office today.
as soon as i got settled at my desk,
two snow bunnies were talking about someone being fired this morning.
i’ll admit…
i was nosy and trying to figure out “who?”.
as soon as i turned on my computer…
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How You Can Get In Some Ass With The Power of Speaking It Into Existence

^this is how ya’ll dating now?
so this landed on my twitter tl and i had to share with the foxhole.
the power of speaking things into existence!
“dgaf” danielle met the wolf of her dreams.
how?
she posted this image a year ago:

hmm.
well,
it led this wolf responding back:

peep the year because it’s important to this.
well check his reply that made her absolutely wet…
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Karl Dragan: Why Is Your Homeboy Penis Allegedly Up In Your Phone?

and even more…
lil mo boxing baller wolf hubby,
karl dargan,
clearly doesn’t give an ounce of an alleged fuck.
in getting caught AND what he tells these hoes in the dms.
one of them outed another alleged conversation between them via fameolous…
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Lil Mo Husband Gets Some “Thanksgiving Break” Pipe Leakage?

*the following entry is a whole parental advisory.
you’ve been advised.
there are certain males who emit “fuck pineapple”.
they can’t even hide it.
it’s in their walk and talk.
they tend to be sexy af,
but it just wafts in the aura until it can’t be hidden anymore.
lil mo husband,
karl dargan,
always gave me that impression.
fameolous wanted to start our thanksgiving breaks early!
sausage for breakfast!
she leaked his alleged pipe leakage and well…
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(Oh Jesus) Ray Allen Gets Gamed?

i think retired nba baller wolf,
ray allen,
is so sexy.
i think he was sexy af now and his younger years.

something about his lips.
he’s also a freak who loves to allegedly creep online.
remember when he tweeted this by mistake?

i think he was one of the first baller wolf scandals on twitter.
i bet his dms are so lit.
well jesus shuttlesworth got caught up again.
this time,
he claims he got catfished by…
well…
i’ll let the new york post tell it…
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Russell Simmons, His Alleged “Jackal Pack”, and The Kumbaya Email

hollllyyyywoooooooddddddd…
whew.
the cards are all crashing down.
who knew one jackal would cause alla this to happen?
so we’lll get into ^that in a sec.
it ties together nicely later.
as i fonted to you before,
terry crews had ( x his own story about sexual harassment ).
sidebar: aunt wendy pissed me off with this about him…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0O6wRUewq8
auntie,
not for nothing,
i don’t think you’re brave staying with your philandering hyena of a husband.
we letting you cook with your truth and you should let terry with his.
i mean…
anyway when you go about a take down of a hyena or jackal,
you’ll have many that will be against you.
they tend to have a lot of friends or stans.
some who will beg you to “lightening up” your paw on their neck.
uncle russ,
aka russell simmons,
allegedly wanted terry to lighten his paw on the neck of on the accused,
adam venit.
terry blasted an alleged email sent by russell on his twitter via vix-bi…
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