uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

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i wasn’t moved.
i might be getting heartless or could sense the scheming…
so did the foxhole see this video of keaton jones?
he is the bullied snow cub whose mother made this video on fb.
this is what he had to say…

hmm.
well that video of keaton went viral that everyone took notice.
from baller wolves to actors.
even the bae of all snow baes,
“captain america”…

that is a few of the responses he got.
someone even raised close to 60k on a “gofundme”:

it took nothing for ya’ll to get to digging.
come to find out…

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jalen vaden is handome af.
nice facial,
this one.
his lips are perfect and so is his hair.
the scruffy look definitely works for him.
he isn’t a new wolf slave for my foxhole tho.
that is his mug shot for the alleged murder he committed.
a foxholer sent me the story via cbs news…
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you know what moment when an ex,
or even a ex-friend,
realized they fucked up and wants to come back in your life?
so they try little ways to show they want back “in”.
don’t front like some of us don’t fall for the bait.
stacey dash might want to come back to “us”.
she is starring in a very ethnic movie with dame dash,
who happens to be her cousin.
it was executive produced by kanye west.
it’s called “honor up” and well…
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not only do we need to look out for the hunters,
which are another fohxole term for “the police”,
but we gotta look out for fake ones.
there are jackals,
pretending to be hunters,
trying to rape us.
by “us”,
i mean males.
a foxholer sent me the following disturbing story via the washington post…
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remember he told terry crews to “give the pervert jackal a pass”?
who knew his day was also coming?
well that day is today.
russell simmons decided it was in his best interest to step down.
yup.
he left all his companies because he was an alleged triflin ass pervert.
who is the victim?
jenny lumet,
the grand daughter of lena horne.
this is what cnn had to say…
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