Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
you’re too young to have grindr, baby

parents need to always know what they’re cubs are doing.
i know it’s hard.
i was good at getting around my parent’s rules.
i was cyber-sexin’ all over aim on my parent’s computer.
i was sort of a horny young slut.
now that we live in such an advanced social media age,
there are some real sick perverts roaming these digital forests.
^that one up top is a grreat example.
allegedly,
instead of setting a better example due to his job,
he decided he wanted to become “the example” instead.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the post”…
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kill it with fire.

i thought i was seeing a unicorn.
nah.
lemme not disrespect unicorns.
i like them too much.
it was like seeing bigfoot.
you go camping,
and while you looking for a wifi signal,
you come face to face with an urban legend.
you was so scared,
you ran instead of taking a picture for proof.
i got the picture today tho.
it was the most interesting thing on my way to work…
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so the jussie smollett defense is the brothers were actually homophobic?

so jussie smollett has been relatively quiet.
fuck that,
he has been mute.
i’m happy af about that actually.
nothing worst than if he was thottin‘ and boppin’ all over social media.
well there are some latest developments the foxhole has been sharing.
it seems the two mandingo wolf warriors were homophobic.
these are two alleged tweets that ola deleted:
…and now,
their alleged homophobia is being questioned as a motive.
this is what i got from “the daily mail”…
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alleged hate crime hoaxes must be the new wave out here

i’m gonna try to be classy about this following story.
i’m giving you ample warning.
so everyone meet trans-he jackal,
nikki joly.
he was a gay rights activist no more.
why the “no more” you ask?
he decided to pull an alleged hate crime hoax and well…
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alleged rapists still have fans and mcdonalds money for the crew too (r. kelly)

foxhole…
i’m,
like,
psychic.
i be on some “my foxhole can predict the weather” shit.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but r. kelly was released from prison.
i knew one of his rabid stans was gonna bail r. kelly outta jail.
just knew it.
“the daily mail” found out who the alleged sucka fan is…..
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when your ex leaks your private thoughts in your journal (klay thompson)

blogging has helped me tremendously.
i’m not the vlogging kind,
but being able to put my thoughts into words is like therapy.
this is one of the reasons i appreciate the foxhole so much.
this is literally my journal to the world.
if this was personal,
i’d probably be sick if someone leaked it.
that allegedly happened to nba baller wolf,
klay thompson,
of the “golden state warriors”.
one of his exes allegedly leaked his journal to “sports gossip”.
well…
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