last night was one showdown i was looking forward to watching.
kamala harris vs mike pence at the vp debate.
in my heart of hearts,
i felt like kamala was gonna eat pence up.
she comes with a law degree,
shady facial expressions,
and a black belt in dragging.
my quick thoughts…

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new yawk is more and more starting to look like gotham these days.
crime is on the rise and we have no batman to rescue us.
if we wanna really go there,
the whole country is being held hostage by the joker.
only a super villain would hold stimulus checks ransom if he doesn’t get another term.
vote or die.
literally.
he has created so much chaos that the civilians are starting to rebel.
here in new yawk,
cuomo and de blasio have started shutting down various communities due to the rona rise.
the hasidic jewish community wasn’t feeling it so they went full “arkham city” last night…

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i’m one fox who doesn’t like all the yip yappin’.
don’t get me wrong,
i like to be teased,
but i want to get that action.
andre marhold has been teasin’ up about his penis since the breakup with jeffree star.
a foxholer sent me what he posted this on his ig and it made me roll my eyes…

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^this karma was delicious.
it went down smooth mixed with my english breakast tea.
the late b. smith‘s husband,
dan gasby,
was moving real foul out here.
while b. smith was dying of alzheimer’s disease,
he dated his new white lady into their home.
rumors were circulating how foul they were to b. smith while she wasn’t in her right mind.
well in 2020 fashion,
the house of cards fell down on dan’s head via “the jasmine brand“…

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^this orange hyena is gonna fuck ya’ll if you listen to him.
donald trump is a fuckin’ asshole.
 many of ya’ll knew this already.
he gets the rona,
( x acts super reckless ) while in the damn hospital,
and decides to post this shit on his twitter…

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cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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