Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
“that’s me! i ain’t no a catfish! it’s a filter homie!” the kinda sorta maybe catfish said.

when i saw to be on the apps heavy,
i remember meeting this wolf jackal from another state.
the first night he arrived,
we were to link and probably fuck.
from what i remember from the pic he showed me,
he was really attractive.
he wasn’t “a fantasy“,
but he was a cute regula degula.
or so i thought.
when we met tho…
it be like a scene in mean girls when penis is involved

i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…
vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjewdPLqWU
…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.
Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.
She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…
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when ya’ll got up in gotdamnzo cheeks, ya’ll made him hit a high note

i don’t understand why people speak on their platforms,
scorch earth with their opinions,
but as soon as the public legit builds a highway up their ass,
they suddenly don’t know how to handle the backlash.
someone recorded a clip of zoie aka @gotdamnzo having a tiny meltdown.
ya’ll got up in them cheeks real deep because you hit them feelings hard…
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have you ever had the luxury of meeting or f*cking the emotional terrorist?

You ever hung out with someone and had a legit good time?
Like,
you really fucked with their energy and they know how to had fun.
You ever messed with someone and they were really good in bed?
Like,
they were would go down as the best you ever had.
you start to lower you guard and let them in because it feels safe.
suddenly…
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chrissy teigen has gotten canceled and the sympathy is nowhere to be had
i was waiting for chrissy teigen to put her foot in her mouth.
i knew it was coming.
i don’t know how john legend deals with her,
but she is legit one of the most annoying people in hollywood.
she has gotten herself canceled for being the unapologetic loud mouth.
so chrissy teiegn left twitter in march because she was being bullied,
but karma has revealed she was a bully to courtney stodden when she was a teenager.
courtney was made famous at 16 when she married a 50-year-old actor.
chrissy decided to launch these tweets at courtney for whatever reason…
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add olivia dope to the list of people with gasoline for joe budden

joe budden‘s forest is ablaze and it’s not looking good for him.
he should never had done his friends the way he did.
that spark created a forest fire that is putting his reputation ablaze.
rory and mal gave their side this weekend:
…but ima get on them in a second.
in 2020,
joe launched a podcast with all vixens called “see, the thing is“.
it featured mandi b,
bridget kelly,
and olivia dope.
olivia dope ended up leaving but she revealed it was because of joe budden.
she has a 26:00 minute conversation with us about it on her ig…
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