Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
ari fletcher doesn’t like you not liking her fetish for guns being pulled on her

ari fletcher.
i asked “who?” when i got the story.
singer?
nope.
actress?
nah.
rapping wolf sex toy?
check box here.
i like a wolf who will tell my ass to sit down when i’m doing too much.
jamari can have a mouth and do too much when i’m annoyed.
ill find a seat when he looks at me crazy and got a little bass in that voice.
i like that sexy shit just don’t put your hands on me.
i don’t like anyone pulling guns on me because i’m leaving due to their nonsense tho.
apparently,
ari does because she spoke about it in her interview with “dont call me white girl“:
eek.
that little snippet got everyone riled up including domestic abuse survivors.
this is how she chose to respond to her critics on ig live…
trump is about to text you like crazy now he got your number

foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.
“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”
…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…
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the complicated life and love of ernest diaz (made for tv)

i have a coupon for some money off celestial seasonings tea.
i love a nice cup of tea (liquid and in my ears).
i keep forgetting to bring it out of the crib when i go to the store.
here am i forgetting a damn coupon but ya’ll are good at keeping up double and triple lives.
ernest diaz,
who is pictured above from new yawk,
had no issue forgetting to keep up his pretty busy life.
so get this.
he had…
A long term girlfriend
3 young kids
Another girlfriend
His older John that he met being a sex worker
A boyfriend who ended up killing him the other day
yeah,
it’s a lot via ny daily news…
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so much sex that he was blue in the face

blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…
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omicron is bustin it down in half of new yawk’s lungs

i’m concerned for one of my best friends.
she is headed off to south africa for the holidays during omarion’s omicron’s world tour.
she is not vaxxed as well so her travel depends on if she has a negative test.
she is not with that vaxxed life and is into the conspiracy theories.
you know that buddy pass i had to go somewhere?
I’m GOOD.
i was supposed to go see her for my christmas present and i refused to get on the mta.
new yawk has been hit hard since omarion omicron’s feets has hit these streets.

We have had roughly over 20k cases in the course of days.
it’s like that muthafucka decided it’s time to bring us to our knees.
it’s so bad that…
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everyone in your relationships are the problem once you’re (ben) affleck-ted

here are two red flags some people don’t ever notice from others.
this is the first one for content creators:
Be careful of people who claim to be cool with you,
but the moment you say something they don’t agree with,
suddenly they turn on you.
They start making shady comments and being lowkey nasty.
I’ve encountered that A LOT in the foxhole.
Folks who are cool with me until I write about something/someone they like.
“And this is why you’re ugly and your mother is dead in hell.”

like,
okay?
this is why it takes me a while to warm up people now.
you gotta prove you’re genuine even if we don’t see eye to eye.
the second thing is:
People who are constantly the victims in a breakup.
ben affleck showed me what a red flag he is when he leaves a relationship via “tmz”…
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