well hot damn hoe,
here we go again…
so who here has something from louis vuitton?
okay let me rephrase that question..
who here has something from the actual louie v store?
like you can take it back to get repaired for free and they won’t look at you crazy?
oh ok cool.
well i wanted to get a wallet from louis vuitton,
when i got the money that is,
but it seems they don’t particularly and allegedly care for blacks.
well not with this new alleged lawsuit…
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don’t you love when the straights start telling you what they “won’t” do?
especially when it comes to gayness?
so rick perry,
texas re-pub governor who is running for 2016 election,
has some things to say about being gay.
so he says may have the genetic coding to fuck a man,
BUT it’s choice not to get drunk off the feeling.
so you won’t see rick with a bottle of “booty bang” anytime soon…
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allegedly.
so this is what justin bieber put up on instagram tonight.
oh now he wants god,
huh?
he should ‘”have wanted” to give the money to the jackal who was blackmailing him.
the one who threatened to leak the footage.
smh.
oh well.
i doubt he will be going anywhere anytime soon.
he apparently helped our “culture” in a big way,
membah?

lowkey: …and if you think usher will give up his cash cow,
you gotta be out cha mind.
peep all the recent pictures of him and ush on instagram.

picture taken from his: instagram

i didn’t say it!
justin bieber did.
well i don’t know who justin bieber pissed off,
or owes money,
they are coming for his entire existence.
somehow they found a tape of him singing a different twist of one of his songs,
“one less lonely girl”.
“one less lonely nigger” (the remix).
ohhhhh yeah.
he was even singing about joining the kkk.
well i’ll let you hear it for yourself…
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someone is out to get justin bieber.
well who isn’t?
so before he started acting…
let me find a word so i’m not part of the problem this morning…
got it.
“pineapples”.
there we go…
thanks kevin hart!
so before justin bieber started acting all “pineapple-ish”.
justin liked to make jokes about the same “pineapples”.
did you find this “pineapple” joke offensive?…
Continue reading “It’s Okay! Justin Bieber Is A “N” Word Anyway!” →

so she tried to fuck with me.
she is always trying to fuck with me.
that’s nothing new.
i had to out fox her yet again.
she gon’ have to learn to give it a rest…
Continue reading “Something Wicked Comes This Way (Out Fox)” →