Category: IT’S A DUB
i ordered the cake without the brown frosting on the side, thanks

so i was on reddit,
not minding my business,
and came across this thread:

personally,
i like my wolves not as big as this.
i like whatever is before the “steroid/body builder” look.
anyhoo,
i’m reading the comments and saw this about not wiping your ass.
allegedly,
this is what was allegedly dropped about heat718…
snap, twist, and we ain’t getting on this

i haven’t been to an amusement park in quite some time.
i can’t even remember the last one i went to tbh.
i’ve been to a few fairs but i didn’t get on any rides.
reporting of rides having all kinds of failures and getting stuck turned me off heavy.
i don’t even know how i would have handled this:
just looking at that is giving me the heebie jeebies.
the following video of a ride failure in saudi arabia…
well the good news is shannon sharpe helped a young hoe retire!

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.
i’ve learned something in life:
some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.
this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…
am i the only one paranoid about what they put in their mouth rn?

i don’t know if this has always been a thing,
or maybe my allergies are turnt TF up today,
but the bananas i bought the other day smelled…
the subtle art of wanting to suck his d!ck

i know that title is crazy but this is the Foxhole.
keep your boxers/pannies in a bunch at the door.
there is a saying that says,
“the bold move will empower your best self to shine.”
that is true but may not work when you want to suck someone’s dick.
some of us forget that not all of us react the same to hoeness with boldness.
for some males,
it takes no skill to get their dicks in you because they are for the forests…
…but even those for the forests have standards too.
there are many instances where you gotta play it cool with the dack you want.
this requires you to observe and understand your prey,
which many of don’t because we can be self absorbed.
so when this bold hoe advertised how desperately they wanted to suck duke dennis’s dick…
laverne cox turned in her morals for MAGA

let’s font you meet someone and they’re fine.
no actually,
they are:
F-I-ONE
fine with the “i“,
ya’ll click on all kinds of shit.
i mean,
insta-chemistry.
when asked about their political views,
they admit but in fear of being judged:
“Uh, yeah, I voted for our new president and his current administration.”

case in point:
many of the white vixens are not playing with that shit nowadays.
so even tho ya’ll click on so many things,
and they are physically your type,
do you stick around still regardless of who they voted for?
do you leave?
well when laverne cox made this post:
i was concerned for her hairline how far ya’ll pushed her wig back.
when she explained how she felt after ya’ll played hackey sack with her wig…




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