drunk and got demolished

many people don’t know what kind of drunk they are.

happy drunk
flirty drunk

secret pop star performer drunk
hoe drunk
angry drunk
“may end up missing and never found again” drunk

…because sometimes,
you don’t realize who you are when you’re drunk:

until someone tells you the next day.

someone i know i first met completely out of control while drunk.
he was two parts friendly drunk,
but i peeped the one part angry drunk peaking out in moments.
he was so drunk,
he was making up shit and sounded really convincing while doing it.
the other night tho,
he got black out drunk and ended up

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did ya’ll watch our fearless leader state the union in his address?

did the Foxhole tune into the “state of the union address” last night?
so my thoughts?…

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the male kiss that allegedly had leon thomas III shook?

hmm.

does The Foxhole know that in other countries,
it is custom for males to kiss each other on the cheek
when being greeted?

oh,
you didn’t?
well in countries like italy,
france,

and spain,
they do that shit on the regular.
i feel like they are accepting of gay shit than let’s font,
here in this USA forest,
but that’s a whole other topic.

according to the folks on “x-swamp”,
leon thomas III allegedly felt some kind of way because ty dolla $ign kissed some other male.

a male that i’d kiss as well because he is kinda fine

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the autopsy of why “the indian lady with the cackle” presidential hopes died

i have a friend who will never admit but i know.
i think we all know “that one friend/family member who didn’t vote or voted wrong”.
suddenly,
they are loud about all that is happening in the country right now.

i mean,
appalled!
…but we know.

so the alleged reason why “the indian lady with the cackle” wasn’t elected for president.
not a shocker but

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the new excuse for racism is “tourettes”?

i’m gonna font a controversial hot take.
so over the weekend,
john davidson,
a guest with tourette’s who inspired “i swear,”
shouted the N-word during a BAFTAs segment featuring michael b. jordan and delroy lindo.

 
 
 
 
 
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jay z is guilty by association since rihanna’s social media said so

i appreciate gen z on rih’s social media for their super sleuthing.
when i was a young millennial in my 20s,
i thought i knew everything because:

i was the master of the universe.

as i grew up,
i learned very quickly how i was loud and wrong about many things.
people i admired and went to bat for disappointed me as time went on.
so when i see all this discourse about jay z and harvey weinstein,
if i was a 20-something gen z,
i would probably believe what i saw and take it as truth.
realistically

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