the lettuce is giving bubble guts and the coffee is giving paralyzed

is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.

i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?

( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you

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the way she backed from usher, you woulda thought his breath stunk

have you ever seen someone in the wild,
thought they were attractive,
and as soon as they opened their mouth or font...

all you could do was go,
“ew.”

that is how i felt with a vixen i saw on “the neighborhood talk” recently.
she went to usher/chris brown’s “best dry hump” dual concert,
but she was acting like she was either sanctified or had a wolf in the audience.

that back was real straight and the “lean back” was giving,
yo break stink but i don’t know how to tell you“.
none of that was the case.
she decided to unclasp her fingers and let her inner hood rat do the fonting

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the baby mama went full tilt maduka on her IG!

“being nice and peaceful gets you nowhere”.

boy,
don’t i know it.

with all of us,
there are probably two sides (if not more) to soccer baller wolf,
maduka okoye:

one side is the wolf that we want to suck his meat off his pics alone
the other side is the alleged ain’t shit baby daddy

two things can be true at the same time.
we wanna fuck but like a majority of IG baddie wolves,
there is a fed up vixen/fox in the shadows.
maduka’s baby mama,
jelica westhoff,
saw him and cardi on a “lackin’ chemistry” dinner in italy:

i’m still not seeing the heat between them.
tbh,
this is the most subdued i’ve ever seen her.

she got up on IG and called him everything but a child of God…

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andrew gillum cannot get his sh!t together, can he?

this is when he looked healthy because now…

i really believe someone knew andrew gillum‘s BTS secrets,
set him up,
and that’s how he got exposed.

like a majority of married DL males,
i think he was probably super sloppy.
in my head,
they knew what his weaknesses were and he fell face first in them.
it is pretty easy to ruin folks like this too.
you’d think after what went down with him ( x back in 2020 ).
nah,
that would be too easy because…

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rhaenyra needed that “bitch baby” speech from olivia pope last night

one thing about me is even if i’m going through it emotionally,
or embarrassed HD live,
i still pull it together and show TF up.

some people already underestimate me as is.
even if i’m crying BTS or venting about certain things on the Foxhole,
i learned in life to do that privately.

people are watching how your every move,
especially when you’re supposed to be bossed up.

the first sign of weakness and they’ll plot to cut your throat.
this also goes for people pleasing,
going above and beyond at a job,
and being “nice” as well.
last night,
i loved episode 2 of “house of the dragon” but rhaenyraaaaa….

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geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”

my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,

and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

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