i always want my future relationships to be private.
something about sneaking around with your manz turns me on.
i love a good secret and i adore those who can keep them.
niecy nash was keeping a damn good secret about her dating life.
all this time,
i thought she was with a male.
“you thought” because…
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white gays are having the best week ever.
they seem to be snagging all the good dick out here.
first of all,
i didn’t even know jacob elordi,
who plays nate on hbo’s “euphoria”,
was even gay or bi.
i thought he was in an alleged relationship with zendaya.
i guess i was wrong because…
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i want them to do storm from x-men movies right.
halle berry was decent,
but alexandra shipp was the pitts.

i’m ready to see another actress be storm.
well i’m in luck because x-men fans want someone else to play storm too.
they even started a petition to get this actress…
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one of my favorite movies is “mr and mrs smith“.
you can feel the “we’re fuckin each other good” from brad pitt and angelina jolie.
so the day it was revealed that they got together,
i already knew what time it was.
honestly,
i felt sad for jennifer aniston during that debacle.
rachel green from “friends” has always been cool with me.
it’s crazy how people dragged a wife for getting cheated on and left.
after years of getting dogged out by brad and angelina,
karma finally struck in 2018 when they both got a divorce.
jenn held her head up high and kept doing her.
well i guess she has a forgiving spirit because at the sag awards…

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porn wolf,
max konnor,
is out here building a whole porn empire.
i’m not really into his scenes all that much,
but from the ones i’ve watched,
he does put in work.
 he’s been working in helping black folks interested in getting into porn.
this is what he is launched via “out“…

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one of the fav disney movies is “the little mermaid“.
i remember being obsessed with this movie.
it was to the point i wanted to grow a tail and become a merman.
even though “ariel” is pretty problematic,
this movie brings back a ton of memories for me.
on the wave of “live action/disney“,
they casted who “ariel” will be played by.
once it was announced,
you know “who” is currently having meltdowns as we font…

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