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Foxhole,
what a weekend.
the headlines were buzzing with many celebrity deaths,
but the biggest story?

Our ever-no-subtle Trump.

that attention jackal made sure to dominate the weekend with his close call.
okay,
assassination attempt.
what’s wild is he didn’t turn his head…

He could have been history and made it all in the same last breath.

it makes you wonder if that was one of those life moments where,
if it had gone left instead of right…

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

in my line of business,
major holiday weekends are when all the good drama goes down.
if it’s not political shit then it’s celebrity shit.
for the start this memorial day weekend,
and in “you can’t take us nowhere” news,
i was sent in tyga and travis scott having a full blown brawl at cannes.
this is the alleged footage…

if you would have told me that back in 2009,
a time before we ended up in this weird timeline,
that these two would become complete disappointments…

I would have slapped you for slapping me on the ass for calling me Susan.

the day amber rose found her voice was the day her mystique died.
it seems she wants her fame to die even faster because…

Andrew Tate has me annoyed since I saw his alleged tweet!

andrew has made his legion of inadequate stans hate vixens,
got them out here sexless AF,
and allegedly…

what if you met another male,
who you were 100% into,
but he wanted you to be the second half in his poly relationship…

Would you?

what if it was with a male and a vixen?
that would take a vixen being comfortable her manz is bi.
we just fonted about three gays who were in ( x an alleged poly situationship ).
ne-yo is proudly displaying his…